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My Birthday Curse Is Back, and This Time It Brought Reinforcements

Tomorrow, I turn forty-one. Which means, statistically, something will either break, catch fire, go missing, bleed, ghost me, explode, or die. No need to sugarcoat it. The birthday curse is real. I don’t care if you’re religious, spiritual, or just one of those people who puts rose quartz in their bra and calls it healing.
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From Bench to Bar Fight: Jeanine Pirro Confirmed as U.S. Attorney for D.C., Chaos Ensues

Well, it finally happened. After years of performative shouting, a few too many box wines, and one very persistent eye twitch that could double as a metronome for national decline, Jeanine Pirro has officially been confirmed by the United States Senate as the new U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia. That’s right—our nation’s capital’s
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Lines in the Sand: How Redistricting Became the Supreme Court’s Favorite Shape-Shiting Weapon

It’s once again that magical time in America when maps are less about geography and more about strategy—where lines aren’t drawn by cartographers but by career politicians with a vengeance kink. This month, the Supreme Court decided to up the ante in Louisiana’s redistricting case, because apparently we haven’t suffered enough slow-moving constitutional erosion for
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Jamie Lee Curtis Is Self-Retiring—Because Hollywood Can’t Be Trusted with a Calendar

Jamie Lee Curtis—Oscar winner, Activia spokeswoman, scream queen, and matriarch of aging on her own terms—has announced she’s been “self-retiring for 30 years.” Which is, of course, the most emotionally intelligent and quietly devastating resignation letter Hollywood has ever received. According to Curtis, the decision wasn’t spontaneous. It was a long, slow fade-out. Like the
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Lone Star, Shady Lines: Texas GOP Dusts Off Crayons for Another Round of “Find the Democrat and Move Him”

If you thought gerrymandering was a once-per-decade tradition—like the census or Taylor Swift re-recordings—think again. Texas Republicans, fueled by barbecue, brazen ambition, and a deep-seated allergy to representative democracy, have decided to crack open the redistricting map early, because why wait for 2030 when you can tilt the scales right now? Welcome to mid-decade redistricting,




