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The Weight of Secrets, the Air We Breathe: Why I Wrote A Secret in the Air
Every book I write starts with a question I’m too afraid to ask out loud. For A Secret in the Air, the question was this:What happens when silence becomes its own kind of survival?And what happens when love—unexpected, inconvenient, terrifying love—cracks that silence open? Set in a small Southern town obsessed with order, reputation, and
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Budget Cuts and Band-Aids: How to Save America by Abandoning Everyone Else
In a bold display of cost-cutting patriotism, the Senate has advanced President Trump’s request to trim a casual $9 billion off the federal budget—a move that mostly affects programs you didn’t realize were saving lives until yesterday’s headlines told you they might vanish. Among the financial casualties: foreign aid, public broadcasting, and—because irony is apparently
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He Gave Me a Reason to Want to Live: The Trauma Bible
Read it Here📘 The Trauma Bible: My Queer Psalms📚 Author Page Some books are written with trembling hands. Some with defiance. The Trauma Bible: My Queer Psalms was born from both. This collection is a love letter to survival—not the glossy, “everything’s fine now” kind, but the quiet, messy, deeply queer kind. The kind of
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BREAKING: Elon Musk Funnels Rocket Money Into Robot Brain, Shockingly Not a Supervillain Yet
UNITED STATES, EARTH (FOR NOW) — In what appears to be yet another bold step toward either technological transcendence or a billionaire-induced apocalypse, Elon Musk has decided to firehose $2 billion of SpaceX funds directly into his latest AI brainchild, xAI, to boost the development of his chatbot, Grok — an artificial intelligence system designed
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2,062 Reasons to Say Thank You
I sat down to write this post thinking it would just be a quick “thanks y’all,” but the truth is—this milestone deserves more than that. Because when I launched these books into the world, I didn’t expect this. I didn’t expect 2,060 of you to download my eBooks. I didn’t expect 2 people to buy
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Kerrville Welcomes Its Most “Extraordinary” Visitor: The Einstein Visa Queen Returns!
BREAKING: The Hill Country was briefly graced with otherworldly greatness this week as Melania Trump, First Lady Emerita and alleged immigrant overachiever, descended upon Kerrville with her husband, the 45th and possibly 47th President, Donald J. Trump. Let’s hope ICE don’t find out. Locals were stunned to learn that Kerrville, long famous for its deer
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20 Reasons I Absolutely Adore Fighting Throat Cancer Alone on Oral Chemo
(Spoiler: I do not.) Ah yes, oral chemo and throat cancer: a dynamic duo so fun, I can barely contain my joy between dry heaves. If you’ve never tried it, you’re seriously missing out. Here are my top 20 reasons why this experience is everything I dreamed of—and less. 1. Nausea as a LifestyleI love
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NASA: Now Appointing Sean Duffy Astronauts
Well, buckle up Earthlings—because America’s favorite space agency is about to blast off in an entirely different direction. No, not toward Mars. Not toward the Moon. Not even toward basic logic. This week, over 2,000 senior NASA employees have been handed pink slips as part of President Trump’s bold new initiative to “trim the federal
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Jeff Bezos Sells $666 Million in Amazon Stock—Apocalypse Now Eligible for Prime Delivery
The Mark of the Beast? More like the Mark of Bezos. In a move that has conspiracy theorists foaming at the mouth and theologians nervously clutching their Kindles, Jeff Bezos has sold exactly $666 million worth of Amazon stock this week—because apparently, when you’re the world’s richest man, symbolism is just another flex. That’s right.
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Make Peace Great Again: Trump Nominated for Nobel, World Nods Politely
In a plot twist that reads like satire but somehow isn’t, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has officially nominated Donald J. Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize, citing his “tremendous, absolutely tremendous work” brokering the Abraham Accords. Trump reportedly accepted the nomination with humility, saying only: “Of course I deserve it. I’ve brought more peace