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Second Term, Second Verse: Dumber, Meaner, Somehow More Orange

Let’s begin this enchanted retread with a little déjà vu: Donald J. Trump, once again sitting in the Oval Office—this time without even pretending to read the Constitution. It’s not a reboot, friends. It’s a bloated sequel nobody asked for, written by Facebook uncles and powered by supply chain rage, Bud Light boycotts, and the
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The Love That Stayed: Why I Wrote Small Town Gayby: Heal. Swipe. Live.

Why I Wrote Small Town Gayby: Heal. Swipe. Live.Read the book on Amazon | Explore my other work I didn’t write this book because I wanted to.I wrote it because there wasn’t a page left in me that wasn’t already about him. About us. I needed more room. More room than a single chapter could
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Artificial Intelligence, Natural Stupidity: Trump’s $70 Billion Energy Plan Sparks National Migraine

In what political analysts are calling “the greatest leap forward since the invention of the flashlight app,” President Donald J. Trump is expected to unveil a “tremendous, historic, not-at-all-made-up” $70 billion investment package focused on artificial intelligence and energy. The announcement will be made at the Pennsylvania Energy Innovation Summit, which—despite the name—is being held
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Budget Cuts and Band-Aids: How to Save America by Abandoning Everyone Else

In a bold display of cost-cutting patriotism, the Senate has advanced President Trump’s request to trim a casual $9 billion off the federal budget—a move that mostly affects programs you didn’t realize were saving lives until yesterday’s headlines told you they might vanish. Among the financial casualties: foreign aid, public broadcasting, and—because irony is apparently
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Kerrville Welcomes Its Most “Extraordinary” Visitor: The Einstein Visa Queen Returns!

BREAKING: The Hill Country was briefly graced with otherworldly greatness this week as Melania Trump, First Lady Emerita and alleged immigrant overachiever, descended upon Kerrville with her husband, the 45th and possibly 47th President, Donald J. Trump. Let’s hope ICE don’t find out. Locals were stunned to learn that Kerrville, long famous for its deer




