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  • The Meta Wristband: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Looking Like a Cyborg Mall Cop

    The Meta Wristband: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Looking Like a Cyborg Mall Cop

    Somewhere in Menlo Park, a Meta engineer is staring lovingly at a pair of plastic frames that cost $800, muttering: “This time, it’s different.” The glasses? Sure, they’re fine. Sleek even. Oakley-branded, Ray-Ban styled, whispering normalcy in a way that Google Glass never managed. But then—like a bad sequel nobody asked for—the neural wristband enters

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  • Sneak Peek: The First Chapter of Sleeping Fairy

    Sneak Peek: The First Chapter of Sleeping Fairy

    Back in 2018, I drafted a retelling of Sleeping Beauty that was never really about castles or curses. It was about MySpace. It was about being twenty-one in the early 2000s—when dial-up whined through your bedroom wall, when your whole life could be demolished in a single public post, when “delete” wasn’t an option because

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  • Peacock, Plucked but Proud: Why I’ll Follow MSNBC Anywhere (Even Into MS NOW)

    Peacock, Plucked but Proud: Why I’ll Follow MSNBC Anywhere (Even Into MS NOW)

    The news broke: MSNBC is cutting ties with NBC’s Peacock, shedding the feathers, and rebirthing itself as MS NOW. And while some people are clutching pearls over the rebrand, I have one thing to say: take my Peacock, take my vowels, take whatever you want—just don’t take Rachel Maddow’s monologues away from me. This is

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  • Making Myself Little: A Queer Fairy Tale That Refuses to Shrink

    Making Myself Little: A Queer Fairy Tale That Refuses to Shrink

    Discover Making Myself Little today, and step into a reimagined fairy tale where a mer-prince doesn’t silence himself for love, but instead learns to breathe, belong, and remain whole. This story is part of my Faeries Tell series, where familiar tales get rewritten with honesty, tenderness, and unapologetic queerness. You can also explore more of

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  • The Gospel According to Hemlines: My Love Affair with Project Runway

    The Gospel According to Hemlines: My Love Affair with Project Runway

    They can reboot it. They can move it between networks like a foster child. They can shuffle judges until only Nina Garcia remains, sipping her martini of silent judgment. And still, I will watch. Because when the lights go up, the music kicks in, and some poor designer mutters “please don’t fall apart” as their…

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  • The American Dream Was Always an HOA Scam

    The American Dream Was Always an HOA Scam

    The American Dream was never a promise; it was a performance. A stage set that looked believable until the lights flickered and the backstage was exposed—cheap plywood, unpaid labor, and a cast list missing half the country. MAGA wants to dim the lights again, to sell the illusion one more time. But illusions don’t pay…

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  • The Dust in the Sunlight: Why I Stopped Waiting and Hit Publish

    The Dust in the Sunlight: Why I Stopped Waiting and Hit Publish

    Thank you for being here—for reading to the bottom, for believing longform isn’t dead, for understanding that the dust in the sunlight is not failure but evidence. Evidence that we’ve been moving, living, changing the air. These books are my evidence. I hope one of them becomes yours.

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  • The Truth About “The Truth About Jussie Smollett?”

    The Truth About “The Truth About Jussie Smollett?”

    The truth about The Truth About Jussie Smollett? is that it will not be the truth. It will be a mirror — reflecting back whatever you brought into it. Netflix will get its views. Smollett will get his platform. And we will get the same thing we’ve had since 2019: a story with two endings,…

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  • mRNA, MAHA, and MAGA: Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s Grand Experiment in Disappointing Everyone at Once

    mRNA, MAHA, and MAGA: Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s Grand Experiment in Disappointing Everyone at Once

    Robert F. Kennedy Jr. didn’t just mishandle a policy rollout—he detonated a week-long political chain reaction that left every camp feeling betrayed. MAGA thinks he’s a fraud. MAHA thinks he’s a sellout. The White House thinks he’s a liability. And in the rarest twist of all, they’re all right.

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  • The Sandwich That Shook the Republic

    The Sandwich That Shook the Republic

    In a different era, this would’ve been a throwaway story — a quirky “and finally…” item at the end of the evening news. But in 2025, with an administration hungry for proof of chaos, it’s an entrée. A wrapped sandwich has been elevated to the level of a threat to national order. The bread is…

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