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Beyond the Blockbusters: 8 Films and Shows from 2025 That Deserved More Than a Shrug
Every year, a few shiny, oversaturated blockbusters clog the pop culture pipeline like cholesterol in a Marvel fan’s arteries. They arrive, they dominate, they trend—and then they vanish, leaving behind three memes, two Funko Pops, and a vague sense that maybe cinema died somewhere around the seventh franchise installment. But not everything made in 2025…
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Netflix Top 10: A Mirror Cracked, a Culture Glitched, a Cry for Help in Algorithm Form
We did it, America. We survived another month of economic collapse, heat domes, and political indictments—just in time to collapse face-first into our shared national coping strategy: passive entertainment that slowly drains the soul. Welcome to the Netflix Top 10, where taste goes to be auto-suggested and sanity is drip-fed in 8-episode chunks. At #1…
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National Ice Cream Day: Because Nothing Says “Everything’s Fine” Like Dairy-Based Delusion
In the blistering heat of late-stage capitalism, where your rent costs more than your monthly trauma therapy and the planet’s basically one smoldering cone away from collapse, there comes a day so sweet, so saccharine, so unironically American that even the most disillusioned among us can’t help but say: “Fine. I’ll lick it.” Yes, darling—July…
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Colbert’s Curtain Call: When the Laugh Track Gets Subpoenaed
Let’s get one thing straight: in 2025 America, free speech isn’t dead—it’s just nervously checking its follower count while Homeland Security reviews its late-night monologue. This week, CBS announced the “scheduling discontinuation” of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, a decision about as subtle as a Fox News chyron at a drag brunch. While the…
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Colbert’s Exit Strategy: CBS Cancels ‘The Late Show’ (But Totally for Financial Reasons, Of Course)
CBS has announced that The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will end after its next season in May 2026, citing—what else?—“financial considerations.” The network didn’t elaborate much, but rest assured, it has absolutely nothing to do with Colbert’s recent on-air jabs at CBS’s parent company, Paramount Global, for quietly settling a $16 million lawsuit with…
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Rob Kardashian Quits Reality TV—Cites “Emotional Nudity” and Actual Clothing as Reasons
In a revelation that shocked exactly zero therapists but at least three die-hard Kris Jenner fans, Rob Kardashian has finally opened up about why he stepped away from the spotlight in 2017. In a rare interview, the elusive Kardashian brother—last seen in public wearing a baseball cap and existential dread—said he left Keeping Up with…
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American Idol Judge Gives Final “No” — to Life
In a chilling twist worthy of a Lifetime movie scored by Ryan Seacrest’s ghostwriter, a music supervisor for American Idol and her husband were found dead in their upscale California home this week. A 22-year-old suspect—who sources say has never made it past Hollywood Week—has been arrested. Authorities are calling it a “targeted killing,” though…
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ReMaxed: HBO Hits Undo on Its Personality Crisis
In a plot twist no one asked for—but everyone kinda expected—Warner Bros. Discovery has decided to march its streaming service back into the past, like a prodigal child in a backwards hoodie. That’s right: Max is no more. HBO Max is back. Again. Yes, the platform that once boldly declared, “We are dropping the HBO…
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Severance, Penguins, and Matlock: Emmy Nominations Prove Television Is Just a Weird Group Project Now
Well folks, grab your custom popcorn tins and dust off your think-pieces—because the 2025 Emmy nominations have dropped, and they read like the fever dream of a prestige-hungry AI bot that just binged HBO while microdosing. Let’s break down the chaos, shall we? Severance Got 27 Nominations—Which Feels Like A Cry For Help Yes, Apple TV+’s…