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Welcome to Senate Doomscrolling: Why 2026 Is a Democratic Nightmare and 2028 Is the Sequel No One Survives
In American politics, hope springs eternal, but the Senate map springs something closer to gastrointestinal distress. Democrats already understand the 2026 landscape is bleak. What they have not fully absorbed is that 2028 is worse, the kind of worse that makes you stare into the middle distance like a Victorian widow holding a folded flag.
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Trump’s Hunger Games Presidency Hits the Supreme Court
When the most powerful man in the world fights for the right to starve his own people There are many ways a civilization can measure its decline. Breadlines. Infrastructure decay. Reality-TV personalities winning office. But there is something uniquely cursed about a United States president who refuses to pay out SNAP benefits during a shutdown,
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Trump Says “Everything Is Fine” As The Cost Of Living Sky Rockets And Jobs Disappear
When reality raises the bill, you can gaslight the country or govern for it. Doing both is not a plan. The country knows the difference between a sales pitch and a receipt. We have been stuck in the pitch again, the kind where a leader tries to hypnotize prices into behaving by announcing that they
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Trump’s Newest Budget Airline: Governance by Hostage Situation
When starving people didn’t work, Republicans threatened to ground the planes, cancel the flights, and blame the weather Let us begin with the great civic mystery of our era. Why does this government, allegedly created to protect life, liberty, and a functioning transportation system, keep behaving like a discount airline CEO who learned management from
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Trump The Commander in Chaos: How One Man With Thirty Four Felonies Is Selling Nigeria as His New Christian Reality Show
When a complex security crisis becomes a stage prop for a felon who cannot legally hold a handgun, but gets to command the largest military on Earth Let us begin this meditation in the American contradiction that keeps giving: a man with thirty four felony convictions cannot own a firearm, cannot pass a background check,
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When the Courts Have to Tell the President to Feed People: A Shutdown Fable for a Starving Republic
There are countries where courts decide matters of constitutional doctrine, high-stakes mergers, or the limits of executive war power. And then there is the United States of America, where a federal judge now has to order the President to feed hungry people like he’s reminding a teenager to take out the trash. This week, Judge
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The Trillion Dollar Man: Elon Musk and the Daily Allowance That Could Buy Civilization
Wealth inequality, vibes-based governance, and the shareholders who just voted themselves into a philosophy seminar I want you to picture something very simple. Something wholesome. Something that warms the heart. Imagine a grown man waking up every morning and receiving roughly two hundred seventy four million dollars as a daily allowance. Not annual. Not quarterly.
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The Parliamentarian of My Heart: Crying at the AIDS Memorial While Nancy Pelosi Retires from Saving the Republic
A farewell love letter to the woman who governed like a mother of five who never had time for your nonsense I start this story the way all sensible political elegies should start: on my knees at the National AIDS Memorial Grove in San Francisco, crying hard enough that a tourist couple asked whether I
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The Tariff King Goes to Court: When One Man’s ‘National Security’ Is Everyone Else’s Grocery Bill
The Supreme Court spent the morning doing something rare in the modern republic: pretending to remember that Congress exists. In a hearing that felt equal parts economics seminar and constitutional therapy session, the justices took up the question no one in Washington has wanted to answer for six years—can a president tax Americans by calling
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The Prosecutor Who Wasn’t There: Trump’s DOJ, James Comey, and the Case of the Missing Lawful Appointment
At some point, the Department of Justice stopped pretending to be about justice and started acting like a casting call for vengeance. This week, a federal judge finally noticed. In the Trump Justice Department’s long-running revenge play against former FBI Director James Comey, the court pressed pause—not on the facts, not on the charges, but