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The Blonde Upstairs Is Gone: On Loni Anderson, Loss, and the Women Who Knew the Assignment

Somewhere in America, a bottle-blonde receptionist in a sleeveless satin blouse just took a long drag off her Virginia Slim and said, “Well, shit.” Then she turned off the office lights and walked herself gently into the dusk. Loni Anderson died yesterday. Seventy-nine. A “prolonged illness,” her publicist confirmed, as though time itself weren’t already
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Will Smith Drops New Album, Slaps Us with Feelings (This Time, With Consent)

Let it be known: the Fresh Prince is back—but this time, he’s less “Parents Just Don’t Understand” and more “My Inner Child Just Called CPS.” Yes, after two decades of radio silence (and one globally televised moment that turned every Oscar afterparty into a group therapy session), Will Smith has returned to music with a
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Mandy Moore’s Drive for Justice in a Hit-and-Run America

There’s a particular kind of poetic justice in watching the star of This Is Us become the accidental spokesperson for This Is You, Actually—on the Run, in a Late-Model SUV. Yes, Mandy Moore, once America’s sweetheart in a pastel prom dress and now everyone’s trauma doula in prime-time weepies, has taken to Instagram to do
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Gen Z Lives at Home Because They’re Smart, Not Lazy—And Also Because Rent Is a Crime Now

Let’s all take a deep breath and thank Generation Z. No, not for their TikTok dances or the fact that they somehow revived low-rise jeans, but for refusing to play the rigged Monopoly game we keep handing them and asking, “Why don’t you just buy Boardwalk?” They’re not buying Boardwalk. They’re moving back into Marvin





