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  • Eat the Rich, Not the Ramen: America’s Favorite Pastime of Blaming Hungry People on SNAP for Being Poor

    Eat the Rich, Not the Ramen: America’s Favorite Pastime of Blaming Hungry People on SNAP for Being Poor

    America has a long, proud tradition of punching down. We could have been the country that invented bullet trains or universal childcare, but instead we perfected the art of yelling “Get a job!” at someone carrying a bag of store-brand cereal and a SNAP card. Forty-two million people are on the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program,

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  • Demi Lovato Finally Made a Pop Album Without a Trigger Warning, and the Critics Don’t Know What to Do With It

    Demi Lovato Finally Made a Pop Album Without a Trigger Warning, and the Critics Don’t Know What to Do With It

    Pop critics love pain. They love a tortured confessional, a sonic therapy session, a bruised soul whispering about recovery under a single spotlight. The worse the heartbreak, the higher the Metacritic score. So when Demi Lovato drops It’s Not That Deep, a thirty-minute joy bomb of synths, sweat, and self-acceptance, you can almost hear a

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  • Top Secret, Do Not Forward: The Bolton Doctrine of National Security Scrapbooking

    Top Secret, Do Not Forward: The Bolton Doctrine of National Security Scrapbooking

    The federal government has finally located the one man in Washington who can make Donald Trump’s document crimes look like a Marie Kondo project. His name, once again, is John R. Bolton—a man whose mustache has seen more classified briefings than most senators. According to a newly unsealed federal indictment in Maryland, Bolton, the hawkish

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  • Disarm or Disaster? The Gaza Ceasefire’s Tightrope Act

    Disarm or Disaster? The Gaza Ceasefire’s Tightrope Act

    Welcome to “Peace as Spectacle, Round Two.” The ceasefire’s first act produced something concrete: all 20 living Israeli hostages were handed over, hundreds of Palestinian detainees released, IDF pullbacks commenced, and aid convoys began crossing. But now the sequel begins, with disclaimers: Netanyahu insists that Hamas must “give up its arms or all hell breaks

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  • The Land Of The Free-Fire Zone: AMERICA’S NEW FEDERAL STREET THEATER

    The Land Of The Free-Fire Zone: AMERICA’S NEW FEDERAL STREET THEATER

    If the original American dream was that you could own a home, plant a tree, and not get gassed by your own government on a weeknight, that fantasy met its final act this month in the East Side of Chicago. A red SUV, a white SUV, a handful of agents playing Fast & Furious: Sanctuary

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  • Portland, We Have a Problem: Trump’s “War on Antifa” and the Authoritarian Dress Rehearsal

    Portland, We Have a Problem: Trump’s “War on Antifa” and the Authoritarian Dress Rehearsal

    Somewhere in a Pentagon sub-basement or a Mar-a-Lago group chat, someone must have said, “What if we just did 2020 again—but meaner?” Because here we are, October 2025, and President Donald Trump has decided to reboot his greatest hits tour: the “War on Antifa.” It’s like the “War on Drugs,” but with fewer facts and

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  • CDC Throws Out the Blanket, Hands You a Needle and a Therapist Instead

    CDC Throws Out the Blanket, Hands You a Needle and a Therapist Instead

    It happened with all the subtlety of a balloon deflating at a child’s birthday party: on October 6, 2025, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention decided that the era of sweeping, one-size-fits-all COVID vaccine guidance is officially over. No more “everyone six months and up gets a shot” slogans. No more universal calendar reminders.

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  • Operation Midway Blitz: Chicago as Stage Set for a Border War

    Operation Midway Blitz: Chicago as Stage Set for a Border War

    The federal government has never met a metaphor it did not try to literalize. If “war on drugs” produced tanks in Los Angeles neighborhoods, and “war on terror” created airports that feel like holding cells, then it should surprise no one that “immigration enforcement” has been rebranded as a campaign named after a Pacific naval

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  • Where Bullets Meet the Capitol: A Reconstruction of Montgomery’s Crossfire

    Where Bullets Meet the Capitol: A Reconstruction of Montgomery’s Crossfire

    In Montgomery, the night’s quiet cracks open, and gunfire bursts across Bibbs and Commerce, less than a mile from the state Capitol. Within minutes, chaos reigns: fourteen shot, including minors, two dead—one a teenager, one a mother. The city’s heart, at its most public junction, becomes a battlefield. It’s a tragedy with all the frightening

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  • Rival Queens and Viral Warzones: Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj

    Rival Queens and Viral Warzones: Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj

    Rap’s version of battlefield diplomacy rarely comes with ceasefires. On the night of October 2, 2025, the feud between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj flared anew—and not in diss tracks or stadium tours, but across social media, text threads, and half-deleted taunts. Cardi accused Nicki of being “on heavy drugs,” bipolar, schizophrenic, a “possessed drug

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