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We Met in the Fire: What Holding Pressure Says About Love and Burnout
Read it here → Holding PressureAuthor Page → Brandon’s Books on Amazon What happens when survival and connection can’t coexist?When showing up for a patient means bleeding out in the process?When you want to let someone in, but your trauma has a waiting room with no open chairs? That’s what I asked myself when writing
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Lock Her Up (But Poor This Time): America Rediscovers Its Favorite Chant—Now with Fewer Mar-a-Lagos
At long last, America’s most beloved political rally cry has returned—not for Hillary, not for Hunter, but for Hannah under the freeway overpass. Yes, “Lock Her Up” has been dusted off, polished, and rebranded for a new demographic: the unhoused. And it’s all thanks to the latest Trump executive order, which proposes the forcible hospitalization
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“Make Me President, Daddy”: A Spin Doctor’s Descent Through the American Spectacle
Read now on Kindle UnlimitedExplore more of my work: Amazon Author Page I didn’t write Make Me President, Daddy to mock a man. He does that to himself. I wrote it to eulogize a country that laughed its way into the grave. This book started as a scream I couldn’t get out during the first
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Bill Maher Debates John Leguizamo About Immigration, Forgets Who Had an Actual Immigration Story
In the latest episode of “Bill Maher Gets Confused About Being Edgy,” the longtime contrarian invited actor, playwright, and walking cultural syllabus John Leguizamo onto his podcast to discuss immigration—because nothing screams ‘nuanced dialogue’ like a millionaire comedian sparring with a Latino icon over border policy. Spoiler: It went about as well as you’d expect
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He Asked About Headlights. He Got a Concussion. Welcome to Traffic Enforcement, 2025.
Some people get pulled over and drive away with a warning. Others ask, “Why do I need my headlights on in daylight?” and end up with a shattered window and a fist in the face. In Jacksonville, Florida—where the humidity is thick and the patience for questions is thin—22-year-old William McNeil Jr. learned the hard
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Trapped Together, Falling Apart: The Real Story Behind Until Further Notice
Start Reading Now:📚 Amazon Author Page📘 Until Further Notice – Free with Kindle Unlimited What happens when your only human contact is a total stranger with a pineapple vape and no sense of boundaries? You write Until Further Notice. This book wasn’t planned. It emerged the way a lot of things did during lockdown—messy, improvised,
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She Wrote, She Sleuthed, She Slayed: Jamie Lee Curtis to Reboot Murder, She Wrote—and the Internet Has Opinions
In a bold move sure to divide brunch tables and incite polite outrage in Maine tourism boards, Jamie Lee Curtis has confirmed she will step into the orthopedic shoes of Jessica Fletcher in a remake of Murder, She Wrote. Yes, the reboot no one asked for but everyone will ironically stream is officially happening. Curtis—America’s
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Coincidence Is Classified: MLK Files Released Just as Epstein Heat Rises
After 56 years, countless Freedom of Information requests, and one too many performances of Lift Every Voice and Sing by institutions that once tried to wiretap his grief, the federal government has finally—finally—released the MLK assassination files. Well. Sort of. They’ve been “released” in the way your emotionally unavailable ex “opens up” during arguments: technically,
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No Vacancy for Sanity: A Hotel Workplace Comedy About Everything Falling Apart—and Laughing Anyway
Read No Vacancy for Sanity for Free on Kindle UnlimitedVisit My Amazon Author Page I didn’t write No Vacancy for Sanity because I thought the world needed another workplace comedy. I wrote it because I needed to survive mine. If you’ve ever worked in hospitality—or corporate America, or customer service, or literally anywhere you were