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From Lapdog to Lapel Pin: Trump Finds His Spine Somewhere Between Golf Holes and Polling Numbers
Let the historians mark the date: Donald J. Trump—formerly known as Vladimir Putin’s American pet project, emotional support cheerleader, and part-time Moscow mannequin—has apparently developed a taste for diplomacy with teeth. This week, the ex-president and likely 2024 nominee took a brief intermission from threatening NATO, throwing cheeseburgers at campaign staff, and offering to “fix”
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The Future of Work Is Bleak, Unregulated, and Happily Branded as “Freedom”
Welcome to 2025, where the American Dream has been converted into a 1099 form and a Slack notification. The office is dead, the commute is optional, and your job description now includes “personal brand ambassador” and “self-motivated hope archaeologist.” Let’s talk about the “future of work,” shall we? A phrase that once conjured images of
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Top 10 Most Absurd Things That Have Happened So Far in 2025 (And It’s Only July)
Well, it’s official: 2025 has politely asked 2020 to hold its drink and then shoved it down a flight of metaphorical stairs. We’re barely halfway through the year, and already the timeline reads like a rejected Black Mirror writer’s fever dream. From AI scandals to legislative cosplay, here’s your semi-comprehensive list of the ten most
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“Make Me President, Daddy”: A Spin Doctor’s Descent Through the American Spectacle
Read now on Kindle UnlimitedExplore more of my work: Amazon Author Page I didn’t write Make Me President, Daddy to mock a man. He does that to himself. I wrote it to eulogize a country that laughed its way into the grave. This book started as a scream I couldn’t get out during the first
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Bill Maher Debates John Leguizamo About Immigration, Forgets Who Had an Actual Immigration Story
In the latest episode of “Bill Maher Gets Confused About Being Edgy,” the longtime contrarian invited actor, playwright, and walking cultural syllabus John Leguizamo onto his podcast to discuss immigration—because nothing screams ‘nuanced dialogue’ like a millionaire comedian sparring with a Latino icon over border policy. Spoiler: It went about as well as you’d expect
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America Redefines “Public Benefits” to Mean “Not for You” — Immigration Policy Just Got a Rebrand
This week, the U.S. government took a long, squinting look at the phrase “public benefits” and said, “What if… we didn’t?” In a move so bureaucratically cruel it could’ve been dreamed up by a focus group trapped in a DMV at gunpoint, the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) has officially expanded the definition
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No Vacancy for Sanity: A Hotel Workplace Comedy About Everything Falling Apart—and Laughing Anyway
Read No Vacancy for Sanity for Free on Kindle UnlimitedVisit My Amazon Author Page I didn’t write No Vacancy for Sanity because I thought the world needed another workplace comedy. I wrote it because I needed to survive mine. If you’ve ever worked in hospitality—or corporate America, or customer service, or literally anywhere you were
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We Survived COVID, AI, and Three Taylor Swift Eras—Now What?
At some point between Clorox shortages and ChatGPT writing your cousin’s wedding vows, we blinked—and it was 2025. We survived a global pandemic, gave our data to robots with better grammar than our exes, and got emotionally waterboarded by Taylor Swift’s discography not once, not twice, but three times. We’ve lived through Folklore, Midnights, and
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Netflix Top 10: A Mirror Cracked, a Culture Glitched, a Cry for Help in Algorithm Form
We did it, America. We survived another month of economic collapse, heat domes, and political indictments—just in time to collapse face-first into our shared national coping strategy: passive entertainment that slowly drains the soul. Welcome to the Netflix Top 10, where taste goes to be auto-suggested and sanity is drip-fed in 8-episode chunks. At #1
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Colbert’s Curtain Call: When the Laugh Track Gets Subpoenaed
Let’s get one thing straight: in 2025 America, free speech isn’t dead—it’s just nervously checking its follower count while Homeland Security reviews its late-night monologue. This week, CBS announced the “scheduling discontinuation” of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, a decision about as subtle as a Fox News chyron at a drag brunch. While the