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Why Thanks for the House, Stupid Might Be the Most Honest Love Story You’ll Read This Year
ChatGPT said: “We grieved him differently. He fell apart; I took inventory.” Thanks for the House, Stupid is a darkly funny, emotionally wrecked queer romantic dramedy where grief throws two ex-rivals into forced cohabitation—and maybe something like healing. Haunted, horny, and halfway healed.
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July’s Over. Thank You, Everyone: 7,174 Books Sold, 64 Titles Published, and One Heart About to Burst
In July, I sold 7,174 books across 64 titles—my first full month of self-publishing after years of silence and shelved manuscripts. From memoir to romance to horror, you showed up. Thank you. Every read, share, and review keeps this dream alive.
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Kamala Harris Declines to Govern: California Weeps, 2028 Holds Its Breath
In a week already saturated with bloated indictments, poorly aged tweets, and men with microphones saying “I miss when politics was normal,” Kamala Harris made the most powerful move in modern politics: saying no. She will not run for governor of California. Not because she can’t. Not because she’s lost the thread. But because she’s
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From Lapdog to Lapel Pin: Trump Finds His Spine Somewhere Between Golf Holes and Polling Numbers
Let the historians mark the date: Donald J. Trump—formerly known as Vladimir Putin’s American pet project, emotional support cheerleader, and part-time Moscow mannequin—has apparently developed a taste for diplomacy with teeth. This week, the ex-president and likely 2024 nominee took a brief intermission from threatening NATO, throwing cheeseburgers at campaign staff, and offering to “fix”
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The Future of Work Is Bleak, Unregulated, and Happily Branded as “Freedom”
Welcome to 2025, where the American Dream has been converted into a 1099 form and a Slack notification. The office is dead, the commute is optional, and your job description now includes “personal brand ambassador” and “self-motivated hope archaeologist.” Let’s talk about the “future of work,” shall we? A phrase that once conjured images of
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Top 10 Most Absurd Things That Have Happened So Far in 2025 (And It’s Only July)
Well, it’s official: 2025 has politely asked 2020 to hold its drink and then shoved it down a flight of metaphorical stairs. We’re barely halfway through the year, and already the timeline reads like a rejected Black Mirror writer’s fever dream. From AI scandals to legislative cosplay, here’s your semi-comprehensive list of the ten most
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“Make Me President, Daddy”: A Spin Doctor’s Descent Through the American Spectacle
Read now on Kindle UnlimitedExplore more of my work: Amazon Author Page I didn’t write Make Me President, Daddy to mock a man. He does that to himself. I wrote it to eulogize a country that laughed its way into the grave. This book started as a scream I couldn’t get out during the first
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Bill Maher Debates John Leguizamo About Immigration, Forgets Who Had an Actual Immigration Story
In the latest episode of “Bill Maher Gets Confused About Being Edgy,” the longtime contrarian invited actor, playwright, and walking cultural syllabus John Leguizamo onto his podcast to discuss immigration—because nothing screams ‘nuanced dialogue’ like a millionaire comedian sparring with a Latino icon over border policy. Spoiler: It went about as well as you’d expect
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America Redefines “Public Benefits” to Mean “Not for You” — Immigration Policy Just Got a Rebrand
This week, the U.S. government took a long, squinting look at the phrase “public benefits” and said, “What if… we didn’t?” In a move so bureaucratically cruel it could’ve been dreamed up by a focus group trapped in a DMV at gunpoint, the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) has officially expanded the definition
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No Vacancy for Sanity: A Hotel Workplace Comedy About Everything Falling Apart—and Laughing Anyway
Read No Vacancy for Sanity for Free on Kindle UnlimitedVisit My Amazon Author Page I didn’t write No Vacancy for Sanity because I thought the world needed another workplace comedy. I wrote it because I needed to survive mine. If you’ve ever worked in hospitality—or corporate America, or customer service, or literally anywhere you were