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Sergio Gor: The HR Spy Who Ghosted Elon Musk
At first glance, Sergio Gor doesn’t scream “international spy.” He screams “owns multiple vests” or maybe “asks if the coffee is ethically sourced.” But according to Elon Musk, the man quietly running the Presidential Personnel Office might be more than just an ambitious bureaucrat—he could be a sleeper agent planted by Russia to undermine America’s
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Trump Might Start World War III, But Imagine the Horror of Kamala Harris and Her Free Healthcare Agenda
So, Donald Trump is back in the Oval Office, tan lines deepening, hair defying physics, and nuclear codes resting comfortably next to his Diet Coke button. The man is currently eyeballing Iran like it’s a golf course he can bulldoze, muttering things like “We’re gonna do something big, folks. Huge. Maybe even explosive.” And while
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The Unofficial Rules of the Gym (According to Someone Who Doesn’t Go)
I want to be clear up front: I do not frequent the gym. I don’t even infrequent the gym. If the gym were a person, we’d be the kind of estranged acquaintances who wave awkwardly across a crowded room and then both pretend to take a phone call. I have nothing against exercise—I just prefer
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Five Months In: The Trumpocalypse Speedrun Nobody Asked For
Well, folks, we’ve done it. We’ve hit the five-month mark of the second Trump presidency, and let me just say: what an overachiever. Most administrations take years to reach full authoritarian collapse, but this one? We’re talking collapse by Memorial Day. If this presidency were a movie, it’d be Mad Max: Mar-a-Lago. Let’s start with
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The Uncompromising Oracle – George Carlin: The Godfather of Modern Satire
The microphone stand stood silent, the stage lights dimmed, but the echoes of his words, sharp as a surgeon’s scalpel and precise as a laser, reverberate through the very fabric of our cultural consciousness. He didn’t just tell jokes; he dissected society, excoriated hypocrisy, and peeled back the layers of polite absurdity with a gleeful,
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The Art of Existential Dread – How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse With No Survival Skills
The sirens wail, the news anchors shriek about a rapidly spreading contagion, and the shambling hordes begin to appear on the horizon. For most, the immediate instinct would be to locate a military-grade firearm, stock up on non-perishables, or perhaps perfect their headshot technique. For others, like myself, whose primary expertise lies in hospitality management,
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Bigotry for Dummies – A Hilarious (and Absolutely Essential) Guide to Not Being a Terrible Human
The air in polite society, ideally, should be clear—free from the noxious fumes of prejudice. Yet, despite millennia of human evolution, countless educational initiatives, and the invention of, you know, basic empathy, some individuals still struggle with a rather fundamental concept: how not to be a bigot. Today, my thoughts turn to this baffling phenomenon,
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Why Veep Is the Most Honest Political Show Ever Made
There’s a certain kind of person who swears by The West Wing—the ones who still believe in speeches that change hearts, compromise that heals nations, and politicians who wear their idealism like an accessory from J.Crew. And then there are those of us who’ve lived long enough, read enough headlines, worked enough jobs, and watched