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Trump’s Legs Are Tired. America is Too.

In news that will shock absolutely no one who’s seen a senior citizen in a golf cart wearing three layers of bronzer and rage, Donald Trump has been diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency (CVI)—which, to the medically uninitiated, translates roughly to: his veins are tired of the bullshit too.
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The Man, the Myth, the Misstep: Shannon Price Says She “Had No Choice” But to End Gary Coleman’s Life—Then Fails a Lie Detector

In a story that sounds less like a somber eulogy and more like a mid-season twist on a forgotten true crime docuseries, Shannon Price—the ex-wife, ex-roommate, and ongoing enigma of child star Gary Coleman—has emerged from the shadows once again. This time, she’s here to explain why she pulled the plug on Coleman’s life support
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ICE Really Said “High” Crimes—Raids on California Cannabis Farms Spark Blaze of Chaos

Well, it’s official: federal agents have entered their “villain arc.” On Thursday, July 10, ICE—yes, the same ICE that somehow still exists—raided two cannabis farms in Ventura County, California. Because if there’s one thing this country desperately needs right now, it’s fewer people growing plants and more people getting tear-gassed in a lettuce field. The
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Trump Clears the Clintons: The Case of the Missing Epstein List

In a shocking twist, Donald J. Trump becomes the hero of a conspiracy theory he helped create So let me get this straight—after years of “Just wait till the Epstein client list drops” hype, the Department of Justice has now confirmed that no such list exists.Not sealed. Not redacted.Not. A. Thing. And based on this
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Alligator Alcatraz: Florida’s Wetlands Warden School for Migrants

In the latest episode of political “creative thinking,” Florida officials have unveiled Alligator Alcatraz, a high-security immigration detention camp nestled in the Everglades—where the natural wildlife doubles as the unwitting bouncer. Think luxurious wetlands meets mandatory jungle gym… except the gym is populated with pythons and reptiles ready to RSVP to any escape attempt. tampabay.com+15thecut.com+15fox5dc.com+15
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100 Times I Didn’t Flinch: My Book Quote Collection

From Small Town Gayby “If God made me, then either He’s not angry—or He’s not very good at His job.” “I was born with a bruise on my soul and a glitter bomb in my ribcage.” “Coming out didn’t feel brave. It felt like bleeding in front of people who cheered the wound.” “I didn’t…



