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  • Shutdown: The First Hairline Fracture in the Blue Wall

    Shutdown: The First Hairline Fracture in the Blue Wall

    For three weeks, Chuck Schumer has performed the Senate equivalent of yoga on hot coals—keeping forty-nine Democrats in the lotus position while the government burns around them. It worked, until it didn’t. Axios dropped the news like a leaky ceiling tile: Georgia senators Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock quietly crossed the aisle on a Republican

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  • The People’s Propaganda: Beijing Declares America Dead While Measuring Its Own Pulse

    The People’s Propaganda: Beijing Declares America Dead While Measuring Its Own Pulse

    China has officially diagnosed the United States with “terminal democracy.” According to Chinese state media, America is “dying from within,” “a failed state,” and—if you believe the new string of editorials—just a few supply-chain snags away from the global hospice ward. The declaration arrived perfectly timed with the Chinese Communist Party’s closed-door Fourth Plenum, where

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  • Trump’s The Apprentice: Kremlin Edition

    Trump’s The Apprentice: Kremlin Edition

    It took three years, two wars, and one canceled summit for America’s Strongman-in-Chief to finally pretend to stand up to his idol—and even now, it looks more like performance art than policy. The White House has slapped sanctions on Rosneft and Lukoil, Russia’s two biggest oil arteries and the bankroll of Vladimir Putin’s imperial cosplay.

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  • The Red Scare Remix: Why “Democratic Socialism” Is Not Communism, and Capitalism Was Never Pure

    The Red Scare Remix: Why “Democratic Socialism” Is Not Communism, and Capitalism Was Never Pure

    There’s a certain irony in the fact that Americans can’t define “socialism” but they can sure yell it. It’s our national reflex: hear a policy that sounds vaguely public-minded, grab the nearest flag, and shout “Communism!” as if Khrushchev himself were hiding under your Medicare card. So let’s do something rare for this political century—define

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  • Mar-a-Washington: How Trump’s Epstein Ballroom Became the White House Tear-Down

    Mar-a-Washington: How Trump’s Epstein Ballroom Became the White House Tear-Down

    There’s a deeply surreal moment when the president of the United States signals that the people’s house is also his personal club—then backs it up by tearing it open with excavators before answering the paperwork. That moment is now, courtesy of the reported teardown of the East Wing of the White House to build a new

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  • The Man Who Sued Himself: How Trump Turned “Equal Justice Under Law” into “Cash App Me, DOJ”

    The Man Who Sued Himself: How Trump Turned “Equal Justice Under Law” into “Cash App Me, DOJ”

    If late-stage empire ever needed a mascot, Donald Trump just nominated himself—and sent the bill to the Justice Department. According to The New York Times (and verified by outlets that still remember what fact-checking is), the President of the United States is currently pressing his own Justice Department to pay him $230 million. Not for

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  • The Mirage Economy: When the GDP Grows but Nobody Hires

    The Mirage Economy: When the GDP Grows but Nobody Hires

    It’s official: America is thriving—on paper. The GDP is glowing like a ring light on a politician’s livestream. The stock market is preening. The White House comms shop is drafting victory tweets about “resilience.” And yet, if you’re an actual human being with a pulse, a rent payment, and a résumé floating in the void,

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  • Amazon To Cut 600,000 Jobs: When They Offer You a Robot Berserker for Free Shipping

    Amazon To Cut 600,000 Jobs: When They Offer You a Robot Berserker for Free Shipping

    There’s a moment in every supposedly “innovative” company where the victory lap turns into a funeral procession—and for Amazon, the leaked plan to automate three-quarters of its operations and eliminate or avoid hiring over 600,000 U.S. jobs by 2033 marks the coffin nail. These aren’t little tweaks; internal strategy documents show the robotics team wants

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  • The Commander in Brief: How Trump v. Illinois Might Create A Trump Army

    The Commander in Brief: How Trump v. Illinois Might Create A Trump Army

    It’s a strange moment in the American experiment when the question before the Supreme Court is whether the President can send troops to Chicago because someone held up a sign too close to an ICE office. But here we are: Trump v. Illinois, a case that could turn the National Guard into the president’s personal

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  • Law and Disorder Portland Edition: The Boots Are Coming From Inside The Country

    Law and Disorder Portland Edition: The Boots Are Coming From Inside The Country

    There’s a subtle tremor in civil society when the uniformed hand that writes the citation also carries the deployment order. A divided panel of the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit has quietly given the green light to Donald J. Trump to federalize the Oregon National Guard—for now—and deploy it into downtown

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