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The Parliamentarian of My Heart: Crying at the AIDS Memorial While Nancy Pelosi Retires from Saving the Republic
A farewell love letter to the woman who governed like a mother of five who never had time for your nonsense I start this story the way all sensible political elegies should start: on my knees at the National AIDS Memorial Grove in San Francisco, crying hard enough that a tourist couple asked whether I
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November 7th: This Day In Herstory, This Decade in Fury
There is a habit in American storytelling that treats progress like a moving walkway in an airport. Step on, move forward, arrive at the gate of equality with time for a coffee. The trouble is that our walkway is seasonal. It runs when people push the button and it stalls when cowards pull the plug.
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The Tariff King Goes to Court: When One Man’s ‘National Security’ Is Everyone Else’s Grocery Bill
The Supreme Court spent the morning doing something rare in the modern republic: pretending to remember that Congress exists. In a hearing that felt equal parts economics seminar and constitutional therapy session, the justices took up the question no one in Washington has wanted to answer for six years—can a president tax Americans by calling
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The Morning After the Wave: Trump’s Truth Social Tantrum and the Art of Governing by Gripe
There is a sound that follows defeat, and it is not silence. It is the clattering of a smartphone in the small hours, the electronic cough of a man refreshing his own reflection. The morning after Democrats’ big wins, while New York was still sweeping up confetti and poll workers were still drinking reheated coffee,
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The Blue Wave Broke: Prepare For Trump To Become More Unhinged
Some nights don’t end; they just change temperature. Tonight is one of those nights. Across America, the political map bled blue again. It wasn’t subtle, and it wasn’t polite. The “Blue Wave” that pundits dismissed as myth or meme arrived in full coastal fury. Suburban districts turned into crime scenes for Republican incumbents. Ballot initiatives
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Competence Wins a News Cycle: The Week Democrats Made Normal Look Radically Blue
For once, America looked up from its collective doom scroll and saw something profoundly un-American by recent standards: functioning democracy. No coups, no indictments, no men in designer flak jackets shouting about tyranny from podcast studios. Just elections that ran, counted, and ended with results that made sense. Zohran Mamdani became New York City’s first
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Jonathan Bailey: The Sexiest Man Alive, His Dog, and the Fine Print of Progress
It is both poetic and suspicious that in 2025, the first openly gay man to be named PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive revealed the honor to his dog before anyone else. Jonathan Bailey, a thirty-seven-year-old actor best known for his corset-inducing turn in Bridgerton, his Emmy-nominated heartbreak in Fellow Travelers, and his upcoming high-flying role in
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The Tariff King Goes to Court: Can One Man Tax a Nation by Proclamation?
There is something exquisitely American about watching a courtroom full of black-robed justices debate whether the President of the United States can wake up one morning, decide that toasters are a national security threat, and slap a fifty percent tax on them before lunch. That is, more or less, what the Supreme Court heard this
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Problem Solved: When Math Teachers Became MAGA’s Latest Enemies of the State
In the country that once invented public education, the new national pastime is death threats. Last week, a group of math teachers at Cienega High School in Arizona discovered that their Halloween costumes—a recurring staff joke shirt that read Problem Solved splattered with fake red ink—had been rebranded by the internet as evidence of moral
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Kash Patel’s $60 Million Date Night. Wait, Someone Would Date Kash Patel?
Every great American scandal begins the same way: with a man insisting it’s not a scandal. FBI Director Kash Patel, the latest maestro of taxpayer-funded romance, would like you to know that when he took a $60 million federal jet for a “date night,” it wasn’t corruption. It was patriotism. Because his girlfriend, a self-proclaimed