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  • Megyn Kelly Goes Full Pedophile Protector For Trump

    Megyn Kelly Goes Full Pedophile Protector For Trump

    When redefining pedophilia becomes a primetime hobby. There are moments in American media when you can almost hear the floorboards groan under the weight of a take so profoundly misguided that the English language itself tries to flee the room. Megyn Kelly’s latest contribution to the Jeffrey Epstein discourse produced exactly that sound, the slow

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  • The New Campus Survival Skill: Duck, Cover, And Don’t Say “White Supremacy” Out Loud

    The New Campus Survival Skill: Duck, Cover, And Don’t Say “White Supremacy” Out Loud

    Indiana discovers that if you squint hard enough, teaching racism is now suppressing intellectual diversity. The modern university used to worry about things like research output, crumbling lecture halls, and whether students would riot if the dining hall replaced curly fries with the straight, morally ambiguous kind. Indiana University Bloomington has discovered a more avant

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  • Trump Says Groceries Are Cheap Now, So Please Stop Looking at Your Receipts

    Trump Says Groceries Are Cheap Now, So Please Stop Looking at Your Receipts

    An official memo from the alternate universe where gas is two dollars, milk is basically free, and your checking account is lying to you/ Americans have endured many strange plot twists in public life, but few moments rival the latest presidential message that rolled out like a weather alert from a parallel dimension. Donald Trump,

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  • Trump’s Epstein Problem: The Dog That Finally Barked at 218 Signatures

    Trump’s Epstein Problem: The Dog That Finally Barked at 218 Signatures

    Congress rarely moves with speed unless it is the speed of decay. But once in a generation, the planets align, a freshman gets sworn in on a Friday night, and the House of Representatives actually does something explosive by accident. This week, that accident arrived in the form of newly sworn in Representative Adelita Grijalva,

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  • Where Did the Money Go, Don? The Great Trump Tariff Refund Panic

    Where Did the Money Go, Don? The Great Trump Tariff Refund Panic

    It’s hard to take a “billionaire” seriously when he keeps losing count of his billions. But here we are again, watching Donald Trump tell the country that if the Supreme Court rules against his tariffs, America will owe “three trillion dollars.” Three trillion. By breakfast, that number will probably be six. By dinner, he’ll say

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  • Floating Into War: How the USS Gerald R. Ford Is Trump’s First Step Towards Venezuela

    Floating Into War: How the USS Gerald R. Ford Is Trump’s First Step Towards Venezuela

    It should have set off every alarm instantly. A nuclear-powered supercarrier steaming into U.S. Southern Command’s zone under the pretext of “counternarcotics.” But if you look at the details it becomes clear this is not a fight against drugs. It is the opening act of war against Venezuela, dressed in the clothes of a patrol

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  • Democrats Forfeit Shutdown, Filibuster Wins, Voters Get Empty Promises And Pain

    Democrats Forfeit Shutdown, Filibuster Wins, Voters Get Empty Promises And Pain

    If you start a fight you cannot win, you at least leave with a lesson, a villain, and a plan. Democrats left with none of the above and a press release that reads like surrender. I agree with Tim Miller and the Pod Save America bros on the core point. It was obvious from the

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  • Trump Tries To Probe More People Without Consent In Florida

    Trump Tries To Probe More People Without Consent In Florida

    There is a certain kind of breaking news alert that feels less like journalism and more like a smoke alarm that only goes off after the house is already engulfed. The latest comes from the Southern District of Florida, the federal jurisdiction that has spent the past decade juggling everything from Mar a Lago search

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  • Pardonpalooza: Trump’s Get Out of Jail Free Card For Those Who Helped Him Try To Steal the 2020 Election

    Pardonpalooza: Trump’s Get Out of Jail Free Card For Those Who Helped Him Try To Steal the 2020 Election

    There comes a moment in every political season when you realize the country is not being governed so much as improv’d, and the cast has decided to try audience participation. The latest spectacle arrived with a flourish of parchment and a press release drafted in what appears to be the disappointed sigh of the rule

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  • Greg Abbott Files for Reelection, Texas Should File for a Restraining Order

    Greg Abbott Files for Reelection, Texas Should File for a Restraining Order

    Greg Abbott has announced, with the confidence of a man who has never once been held accountable for the weather, the grid, the cruelty, or the highway-level carnage of his own governance, that he will run for governor of Texas again. Texans did not ask for this. Texans did not pray for this. Texans did

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