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Donald Trump Deserves the Nobel Peace Prize—and These 13 Other Awards, Apparently
Donald Trump recently declared that he “deserves” the Nobel Peace Prize. Because nothing says ambassador of peace like inciting a coup, cozying up to dictators, and trying to nuke a hurricane. But hey, if we’re handing out global honors like party favors, why stop there? Let’s give the man all the awards—actual, prestigious, internationally recognized
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The Top 10 Places No One Should Visit, Ever (Sorry, But Not Really)
Some cities are called hidden gems. Others should stay hidden like cursed relics sealed away for humanity’s protection. And yet, against all reason, people still book flights, plan road trips, and willingly subject themselves to places that radiate the energy of expired milk and sadness. Whether it’s toxic humidity, questionable locals, political decay, or the
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Call JD Vance Anything But Competent: The Curious Case of “Jose Padilla”
Once upon a time, in a country that hadn’t completely surrendered to chaos, calling a sitting U.S. Senator by the wrong name—say, calling Senator Alex Padilla “Jose”—might have warranted an apology. Maybe even a headline. Maybe especially if it came from the newly minted Vice President of the United States. But in today’s America, where
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Sergio Gor: The HR Spy Who Ghosted Elon Musk
At first glance, Sergio Gor doesn’t scream “international spy.” He screams “owns multiple vests” or maybe “asks if the coffee is ethically sourced.” But according to Elon Musk, the man quietly running the Presidential Personnel Office might be more than just an ambitious bureaucrat—he could be a sleeper agent planted by Russia to undermine America’s
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The Unofficial Rules of the Gym (According to Someone Who Doesn’t Go)
I want to be clear up front: I do not frequent the gym. I don’t even infrequent the gym. If the gym were a person, we’d be the kind of estranged acquaintances who wave awkwardly across a crowded room and then both pretend to take a phone call. I have nothing against exercise—I just prefer
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Sometimes I Don’t Want to Be the Bigger Person — I Want Revenge and Popcorn (Extra Butter, Extra Petty)
There’s a very specific kind of rage that bubbles up when someone wrongs you and somehow walks away wearing a halo, smiling like they just donated a kidney to a koala. It’s the kind of righteous fury that makes you want to dye your dog neon pink, roll up to their house with a boombox
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The Uncomfortable Mirror – Sometimes I’m the Problem, And That’s a Start
The familiar landscape of Abilene stretches around me, quiet and unassuming. I’m here for the week, a necessary pause in my journey for my monthly scan. It’s a grounding moment, a reminder of the quiet, ongoing battle within my own body, bringing both apprehension and a renewed sense of vulnerable purpose. Yet, even in this
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Too Many Holidays, Says the Man Who Took Off MLK Day to Golf
Why Trump’s Juneteenth Tantrum Says the Quiet Part Out Loud It was Juneteenth — a day set aside to commemorate the emancipation of enslaved Black Americans — when Donald J. Trump, never one to miss an opportunity to be tone-deaf in high definition, decided to grumble about there being “too many holidays.” I’ll pause so
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The Enduring Brilliance of Miami’s Matriarchs – Why ‘The Golden Girls’ Was Way Ahead of Its Time—And Still Is
The gentle, familiar piano melody, a quick shot of palm trees, and then, the opening lines of a theme song that has become synonymous with comfort, laughter, and an enduring sense of home: “Thank You For Being A Friend.” For those of us who grew up with it, or discovered its timeless charm later, The
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PC vs. PlayStation – Why I’ll Never Choose Just One
The age-old debate rages on, a persistent current in the gaming community: PC or console? The battle lines are drawn, loyalties are fierce, and arguments often devolve into fervent declarations of superiority. But for me, as a lifelong gamer who has embraced both worlds, my stance is clear: I’ll never choose just one. Both PC