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Democrats Don’t Need Better Candidates They Need To Give Them The Mic And Get Out Of The Way
There is a certain kind of strategy meeting that feels like a hostage situation with snacks. A windowless conference room, a lonely fern, a PowerPoint with too many gradient arrows, and ten people who confuse caution with wisdom. Someone says the word “authentic” while polishing a sentence that has never met a human mouth. Someone
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The Widow and the Wife: Erika Kirk, Usha Vance, and the JD Vance’s Dance of Complicity
It takes a special kind of choreography to turn grief into a political audition, and an even rarer kind of grace to turn moral silence into career insulation. The American right has produced both this year. On one hand, you have Erika Kirk, the freshly widowed tradwife turned opportunist stage darling, and on the other,
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Problem Solved: When Math Teachers Became MAGA’s Latest Enemies of the State
In the country that once invented public education, the new national pastime is death threats. Last week, a group of math teachers at Cienega High School in Arizona discovered that their Halloween costumes—a recurring staff joke shirt that read Problem Solved splattered with fake red ink—had been rebranded by the internet as evidence of moral
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Kash Patel’s $60 Million Date Night. Wait, Someone Would Date Kash Patel?
Every great American scandal begins the same way: with a man insisting it’s not a scandal. FBI Director Kash Patel, the latest maestro of taxpayer-funded romance, would like you to know that when he took a $60 million federal jet for a “date night,” it wasn’t corruption. It was patriotism. Because his girlfriend, a self-proclaimed
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The Ocean’s 107 Days Problem: George Clooney and the Art of Missing the Point
There’s something almost poetic about George Clooney criticizing the Democratic Party from an Italian villa while American democracy keeps coughing up blood in the background. It’s like watching a man deliver a eulogy for a house he helped burn down, except he’s doing it over espresso, wearing a watch that costs more than a precinct’s
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Hillary and Kamala Told You: A Double Ledger of Warnings They Laughed At and We Now Live In
History keeps receipts. Sometimes they’re in the form of subpoenas. Sometimes they’re in the form of women who told you exactly what would happen, then watched you pick the showman over the steward. This is that ledger. The one we were warned about. Twice. Once by Hillary Rodham Clinton, the woman mocked for sounding too
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When the Substitute Teacher Runs the School: Obama’s Return and the Democrats’ Echo Problem
There are few sights as surreal as watching a former president outshine his successors while trying not to. Barack Obama, ten years out of office, has become the most effective voice in the Democratic Party again, not because nostalgia sells, but because competence apparently does. His reemergence on the campaign trail for down-ballot Democrats feels
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The Case for Kamala Harris: The 107-Day Trial, the Lost Race, and Why 2028 Could Be Her Full Shot
This piece is part of my ongoing series where I make the affirmative case for every potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidate—their virtues, their pitfalls, their receipts. Each of them gets the same treatment: no mythmaking, no memes, no mercy. Today’s subject is the one who had the least time but left the deepest mark. Kamala
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The Tucker Carlson Extremist Stress Test: How to Burn a Movement in One Interview and Call It Free Speech
If there were ever a competition for “most predictable outrage cycle in American politics,” Tucker Carlson would have the trophy, the lifetime supply of microphones, and a commemorative mug reading I Platformed a Fascist and All I Got Was This Engagement Spike. Because this week, Carlson gave airtime to Nick Fuentes, a man whose résumé
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Elon Musk and the Gospel of the Billionaire Brain Worm: From Flamethrowers to Neural Lace and Everything in Between
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think Elon Musk is the next Da Vinci, and those who think he’s the world’s most expensive Reddit thread. After three hours on The Joe Rogan Experience, you can be forgiven for believing he’s both. Because when Musk starts talking, time stops being linear.