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  • The Cult of the Supporter and Why I Don’t Give a Damn About Trump

    The Cult of the Supporter and Why I Don’t Give a Damn About Trump

    Let me say it again for the people in the cheap seats: I don’t give a damn about Donald Trump. Not a single molecule of my being is interested in his daily diet of McNuggets, the awkward orange glow of his tanning bed addiction, or the bizarre way he insists on pronouncing “China” like he’s

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  • The Million-Dollar Letter: Austin’s “A” and the Art of Public Branding

    The Million-Dollar Letter: Austin’s “A” and the Art of Public Branding

    On September 4–5, 2025, Austin unveiled its first-ever unified city logo: a wavy blue-green “A” allegedly inspired by the hills, rivers, bridges, and violet-crown skies that define the Texas capital. It is, in the words of the city, a “strategic modernization.” In the words of the internet, it’s “Dallas-adjacent,” “corporate clipart,” and “the most expensive

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  • The Jobs Report That Wasn’t a Crash, Just a Stall With the Seatbelt Light On

    The Jobs Report That Wasn’t a Crash, Just a Stall With the Seatbelt Light On

    On September 5, 2025, the August jobs report landed like an anemic cough. U.S. nonfarm payrolls rose by a mere 22,000, a number so small you could tuck it into a single suburban warehouse and still have space for a pickleball court. The unemployment rate ticked up to 4.3%, the highest in nearly four years.

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  • Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vs. Science: The Senate Hearing That Doubled as a Public Health Funeral

    Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vs. Science: The Senate Hearing That Doubled as a Public Health Funeral

    On September 4, 2025, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.—yes, that Kennedy, now moonlighting as the nation’s Health and Human Services Secretary—sat before the Senate Finance Committee for a grilling so blistering it should’ve required SPF 100. What unfolded was three hours of bipartisan carnage, a hearing less about policy than about the collective horror of watching

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  • Jimmy Kimmel vs. The Delicate, Chubby Little Teacup

    Jimmy Kimmel vs. The Delicate, Chubby Little Teacup

    On September 2, 2025, Jimmy Kimmel returned from a two-month vacation and delivered a monologue so sharp you could butter your toast with it. He didn’t just dip into politics. He torched the President of the United States with the glee of a man who’d been storing up insults in a Notes app all summer.

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  • Love Isn’t a Rose Ceremony—It’s Tuesday at 2 A.M. Accept This Apple, my reimagining of Snow White, is available now.

    Love Isn’t a Rose Ceremony—It’s Tuesday at 2 A.M. Accept This Apple, my reimagining of Snow White, is available now.

    Read Accept This Apple and explore my Amazon author page. The Faeries Tell series has one unruly mission: keep the shine, fix the wiring, and invite everyone who’s been standing just off-camera to step into the light. Each book reimagines a “problematic” fairy tale through trauma-literate realism, queerness without spectacle, and modern logistics—because real magic

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  • Silence, Thumbs-Up, and the Gospel of Conditional Love

    Silence, Thumbs-Up, and the Gospel of Conditional Love

    My family has been estranged from me for most of my life. That word—estranged—sounds tidy, like it was a clean break. It wasn’t. It was a thousand little cuts, quiet exiles, and whispered reminders that I was never going to belong. I never really fit there. Maybe it was who I was. Maybe it was

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  • When Right Eats Right: Newsmax, Fox, and the Great Conservative Antitrust Cage Match

    When Right Eats Right: Newsmax, Fox, and the Great Conservative Antitrust Cage Match

    On September 3, 2025, Newsmax decided that if you can’t beat Fox in ratings, you might as well sue them for antitrust violations. The conservative underdog filed a scorched-earth complaint in the Southern District of Florida, accusing Fox Corp. and Fox News of monopolizing the right-leaning TV news market for years. The laundry list of

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  • Trump vs. Harvard: When Federal Grants Become Campaign Props

    Trump vs. Harvard: When Federal Grants Become Campaign Props

    On September 3, 2025, U.S. District Judge Allison D. Burroughs did something rare in modern America: she called bullshit in a ruling and put the federal government back in its constitutional corner. Her decision ordered the Trump administration to unfreeze nearly $2.2 billion in research grants to Harvard, a freeze that was less about academic

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  • Texas Bans the Candy Clouds: SB 2024 and the War on Vapes (But Not Really)

    Texas Bans the Candy Clouds: SB 2024 and the War on Vapes (But Not Really)

    Texas has a gift for declaring victory before the battle even begins. On September 1, 2025, the state flipped the switch on Senate Bill 2024, a law so sweeping, so meticulous in its micromanagement of vapor and smoke, that it reads less like public health policy and more like a paranoid parent’s diary. The law

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