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Bad Bunny’s SNL Comeback and the 51st Season’s Cultural Cruising Missile
The moment Saturday Night Live returned for Season 51, it felt like an updated version of a political reset button. A bilingual monologue, a defense of art in a politically fracturing country, and a cold open so sharp it felt like glass in the face. Against the backdrop of shutdown fights, Pentagon sermons, and presidential
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When A Flag Becomes a Leash: Greta Thunberg Allegedly Abused In Israeli Custody
On October 1, 2025, a flotilla bound for Gaza sailed into what Israel calls “safe enforcement space,” and was met not with olive branches but steel wires, naval power, and fists on deck. More than 450 activists—sailing from over 40 countries—were hauled off armed ships in international waters, their humanitarian mission interrupted, their bodies exposed,
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The Buffet of Betrayal: Fake Friends and Their Discount Recipes
There is a certain genre of person who insists on showing up to your table with Tupperware in hand, uninvited, ready to scoop the last spoonful of your mac and cheese while loudly congratulating themselves for “being here for you.” These are the same people who clap when the plane lands, repost inspirational quotes on
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Quantico Overture: Trump’s Speech, the ‘Enemy Within,’ and the Militarization of American Cities
In the glare of flags, in the shadow of rank, Donald Trump addressed roughly 700–800 generals, admirals, and senior enlisted leaders at Marine Corps Base Quantico. It was a moment staged with the precision of a director: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s prelude, the audience summoned at short notice, the hush in the hall as Trump
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If MAGA thinks the New Pope is Woke, Wait Till They Read About Jesus
Picture this: the White House is stressed, Chicago is festering under federal patrols, Republicans are fighting over funding bills, and in strolls Pope Leo XIV—America’s first pontiff—to disrupt the script. His declaration is simple and seismic: being “pro-life” cannot exempt cruelty toward immigrants. To sanction inhumane migration policy, he says, is to undercut life itself.
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Summoning the Generals: A Military Summit or a Coup Dress Rehearsal?
On September 30, 2025, at Marine Corps Base Quantico, something happened that will never feel routine. President Donald Trump and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth presided over a convocation of roughly 700–800 of America’s highest military officers—generals, admirals, senior enlisted advisers—flown from around the globe on short notice. Why? To hear a plan: use U.S. cities
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Shutdown Showdown: When the Federal Lights Flicker, Standing Ground Might Be the Only Power Move Left
Washington, D.C. — the unfortunate date when “the lights go out” became literal again. After the Senate failed to pass a stopgap spending bill, the White House ordered agencies to activate shutdown protocols at exactly 12:01 a.m. on October 1. Through memos from OMB and OPM invoking the Antideficiency Act, the chaos began: mass furloughs,
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Trump’s Gaza Ultimatum: 20 Points, 72 Hours, and a Peace Plan Written in Smoke
The spectacle began at the White House: President Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu had unveiled a “Gaza plan”—twenty bullet-points in a scripted ultimatum: Hamas must return all hostages within seventy-two hours. Once that’s done (or claimed done), Israel would reciprocate with the release of 250 Palestinians serving life terms, plus some 1,700 Gazans detained
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The Funding Threat: Trump’s NYC Mayoral Blackmail
The stage was set when Eric Adams abruptly bowed out of the NYC mayoral race. The city’s Democratic machinery tiptoed toward a new favorite: Zohran Mamdani. Then Trump hit “post” on Truth Social, going full lurid: Mamdani “needs the money from me … to fulfill all of his FAKE Communist promises” and, crucially, “won’t be
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Federal Government Shut Down is Trump’s Trojan Horse
It begins at midnight, not with fireworks or ceremony but with lights flickering off in office after office, cubicle after cubicle, across the federal government. The hum of fluorescent tubes dies. The emails bounce back. The phones ring without answer. The federal government, the largest employer in the United States, goes into induced coma—not because