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Trump’s Chicago Dream: Send in the Troops, Forget the Math
The problem with promising to “crack down on crime” is that crime refuses to follow your campaign calendar. It does not politely spike in the zip codes you need for next week’s rally. It rarely consults your polling numbers before deciding whether to trend upward or downward. Yet here comes Donald Trump, fresh off his
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Prosecuting the Flame: Trump’s Executive Order on Flag Burning
On August 25, 2025, President Donald Trump signed a document so melodramatically titled it could double as a Netflix limited series: “Prosecuting Burning of the American Flag.” The executive order doesn’t criminalize flag burning outright—because the Supreme Court told America to chill about that back in 1989. But it does something more Trumpian: it takes
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The Great “SNL” Shake-Up: Bye-Bye Glow, Hello Unknown
On August 22, 2025, Lorne Michaels—the architect, wizard, and part-time cryptic oracle of Saturday Night Live—dropped a teaser bigger than any Weekend Update zinger: Season 51 is getting a “for sure” cast shake‑up. No names. No details. Just the promise that the ensemble of SNL’s golden jubilee is dissolving like cheap glitter in rinse cycle.
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Deportation Roulette: Spin the Globe, Land on Uganda
America has always had a gift for rebranding cruelty as administrative efficiency. On August 23, 2025, CNN reported the latest episode in our long-running tragicomedy of immigration enforcement: Kilmar Ábrego García—a Salvadoran man who’s lived in Maryland since 2011, married an American citizen, raised children here, and already survived one wrongful deportation—may now be deported
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Chi-Town as a Stage Set: Trump’s War on Declining Crime
On August 23, 2025, the Washington Post reported that the Pentagon is quietly drawing up plans to deploy thousands of National Guard troops to Chicago this September. Because nothing says “public safety” like militarizing a city that just posted the lowest violent crime numbers in decades. Homicides? Down 30%. Shootings? Down 35%. Robberies and carjackings?
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Truth Under Fire: When Pentagon Purged Reality—and Pretended It Was Leadership
On August 21, 2025, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth sent Lt. Gen. Jeffrey Kruse packing. Kruse, director of the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA), was dismissed following a leaked preliminary assessment of June U.S. strikes on Iranian nuclear facilities—which estimated those strikes set Iran’s program back only a few months. That detail, little more than an inconvenient
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The Hunger Games of Gaza: When Bureaucracy Outpaces Bread
On August 22, 2025, the United Nations confirmed what the world has been watching for months but refusing to name out loud: famine in Gaza City. Not “food insecurity.” Not “malnutrition.” Not “grave concern.” Famine. IPC Phase 5—the technical apocalypse of humanitarian metrics. The Famine Review Committee ticked the boxes: The tally: over 514,000 people
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Queen for a Day, Collateral for a Lifetime: Ghislaine Maxwell’s Tailored Exoneration Tour
On August 22, 2025, the Department of Justice released the transcripts and audio from a two-day, July interview with Ghislaine Maxwell—convicted sex trafficker and legendary social climber. She was given a brief, rarefied slice of immunity—a “queen-for-a-day” proffer—interviewed not by the usual prosecutors who build cases, but by Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche (yes, that
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The Mustache Raid: John Bolton and the FBI’s Newest Political Opera
On August 22, 2025, FBI agents descended on John Bolton’s Bethesda home and his Washington, D.C., office. They carted off boxes while Montgomery County police stood by, politely blocking the cul-de-sac like it was the Macy’s Day Parade for subpoenas. The stated reason: investigating whether Bolton illegally possessed or shared classified information. The unstated reason:
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Big Brother’s Mic Scandal: When Whispering Becomes a Weapon and Auto-eviction Is Murder
Welcome to Big Brother 27, where the usual surveillance theatre has escalated from “You’re not safe anywhere” to “Your mic is a weapon.” On August 21, TV Insider brought us the spicy reveal: Lauren Domingue was caught in the storage room whispering into Vince’s ear, while conspicuously camouflaging her mic with her hand and posture.