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  • Traditional Family Values: The Proposal Was a Lie—But the Applause Was Real

    Traditional Family Values: The Proposal Was a Lie—But the Applause Was Real

    A closeted Senate candidate proposes on live TV. His ex—the ghostwriter behind the speech—must decide if telling the truth is worth losing everything. A devastating queer political love story about optics, erasure, and survival. Read Traditional Family Values. #Booktok #AmReading #BookLover #BookWorm #BookTwitter #booksky #bookrecommends #2025TBR

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  • You’re Fired: Trump Finds the Real Culprit Behind America’s Job Woes (Hint: It’s Not Capitalism)

    You’re Fired: Trump Finds the Real Culprit Behind America’s Job Woes (Hint: It’s Not Capitalism)

    In a surprising twist that shocked absolutely no one, former President Donald J. Trump has once again taken bold, decisive, and entirely unhinged action against the greatest threat to American prosperity: math. Specifically, the kind of math that results in job reports that make him look bad. Following a “disappointing” economic update, which revealed that

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  • The Town Lake Killer: When the Water Knows More Than the City Admits

    The Town Lake Killer: When the Water Knows More Than the City Admits

    They called them accidents. Cole Oliver knows better. In The Town Lake Killer, silence is part of the conspiracy—and the water keeps secrets the city won’t face. A haunting legal thriller based on real events, for readers who know justice rarely floats.

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  • Windmills, Whales, and Wounded Pride: The Trump Doctrine on Aid and Applause

    Windmills, Whales, and Wounded Pride: The Trump Doctrine on Aid and Applause

    In a recent outburst that sounded suspiciously like a Mad Libs page read through a bullhorn, former President Donald J. Trump launched into a diatribe connecting three unrelated but emotionally charged topics: windmills, whales, and a personal grievance that Gaza never thanked him for humanitarian aid. You know, the classics. At a rally that felt

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  • The Future of Work Is Bleak, Unregulated, and Happily Branded as “Freedom”

    The Future of Work Is Bleak, Unregulated, and Happily Branded as “Freedom”

    Welcome to 2025, where the American Dream has been converted into a 1099 form and a Slack notification. The office is dead, the commute is optional, and your job description now includes “personal brand ambassador” and “self-motivated hope archaeologist.” Let’s talk about the “future of work,” shall we? A phrase that once conjured images of

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  • Middle East Peace Stalls as Trump Discovers Hamas Isn’t a Golf Course

    Middle East Peace Stalls as Trump Discovers Hamas Isn’t a Golf Course

    In what political historians will one day refer to as either a diplomatic low point or Tuesday, President Donald J. Trump announced that Hamas is to blame for the breakdown of ceasefire negotiations in Gaza, citing their “lack of seriousness” and “terrible negotiation posture”—two critiques he’s famously allergic to applying domestically. With peace talks collapsing

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  • The Bongino Doctrine: How to Reform the FBI with a Podcast Mic and a Megaphone

    The Bongino Doctrine: How to Reform the FBI with a Podcast Mic and a Megaphone

    Some men are born for public service. Others have it thrust upon them. And then there’s Daniel Bongino—who appears to have podcasted his way into federal law enforcement leadership with the energy of a man who once read the Constitution off a T-shirt at a gun show. Yes, dear readers, Deputy Director Bongino has officially

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  • “Make Me President, Daddy”: A Spin Doctor’s Descent Through the American Spectacle

    “Make Me President, Daddy”: A Spin Doctor’s Descent Through the American Spectacle

    Read now on Kindle UnlimitedExplore more of my work: Amazon Author Page I didn’t write Make Me President, Daddy to mock a man. He does that to himself. I wrote it to eulogize a country that laughed its way into the grave. This book started as a scream I couldn’t get out during the first

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  • The Soft Launch Isn’t a Phase. It’s a Warning.

    The Soft Launch Isn’t a Phase. It’s a Warning.

    Read All My Books on Amazon | The Soft Launch – Available Now Free to Read with Kindle Unlimited Let’s get one thing straight: this isn’t a story about falling in love. It’s about falling into something—messy, curated, emotionally reckless—and realizing too late that you want it to be real. The Soft Launch isn’t sweet.

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  • American Idol Judge Gives Final “No” — to Life

    American Idol Judge Gives Final “No” — to Life

    In a chilling twist worthy of a Lifetime movie scored by Ryan Seacrest’s ghostwriter, a music supervisor for American Idol and her husband were found dead in their upscale California home this week. A 22-year-old suspect—who sources say has never made it past Hollywood Week—has been arrested. Authorities are calling it a “targeted killing,” though

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