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  • Verizon Shrinks 20% of Workforce Because Economy is Booming

    Verizon Shrinks 20% of Workforce Because Economy is Booming

    A corporate efficiency makeover that looks suspiciously like a disappearing act. The thing about telecom giants is that they love to talk about connection, yet the real connective tissue of their business is the quiet thrum of payroll software calculating who will still have health insurance by the time quarterly earnings hit the wire. Verizon,

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  • Pete Hegseth is the Only One Willing to Touch Trumps Southern Spear

    Pete Hegseth is the Only One Willing to Touch Trumps Southern Spear

    Somewhere in the bowels of the Pentagon, there must be a windowless room where names for military operations are spitballed by men who still believe Axe body spray counts as grooming. It is the only explanation for how, during a national reckoning over Epstein’s global child trafficking ring and the Trump administration’s frantic effort to

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  • Trump’s MAGA: From “Save the Children” to “Hoax, Move On”

    Trump’s MAGA: From “Save the Children” to “Hoax, Move On”

    When receipts finally pointed inward, the outrage machine swapped sirens for excuses. There is a particular silence that follows a scream. It is not peace. It is calculation. For years, MAGA’s media ecosystem trained its audience to chase phantoms through pizzerias and Instagram posts, to read secret codes on menus, to believe that a ring

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  • Trump Says Groceries Are Cheap Now, So Please Stop Looking at Your Receipts

    Trump Says Groceries Are Cheap Now, So Please Stop Looking at Your Receipts

    An official memo from the alternate universe where gas is two dollars, milk is basically free, and your checking account is lying to you/ Americans have endured many strange plot twists in public life, but few moments rival the latest presidential message that rolled out like a weather alert from a parallel dimension. Donald Trump,

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  • Trump’s Epstein Discharge Petition That Will Inevitably Go Nowhere

    Trump’s Epstein Discharge Petition That Will Inevitably Go Nowhere

    There are political weeks that feel like farce, and then there are political weeks that feel like the universe accidentally left the simulation running on “maximum humiliation” mode. This Epstein file discharge petition was supposed to be a simple procedural curiosity. A symbolic gesture. A legislative novelty item. Instead, it has become the rare bipartisan

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  • CATHOLIC GUILT FOR TRUMP: THE HOLY WATER JUST BOILED OVER

    CATHOLIC GUILT FOR TRUMP: THE HOLY WATER JUST BOILED OVER

    The bishops finally found their voices again. Not the soft indoor-voice homilies that float above parish pews like incense, but something closer to a raised eyebrow from God. America’s Catholic hierarchy, after years of sounding like they were trapped between a Fox News chyron and a Vatican footnote, just dropped a “Special Message” on immigration

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  • Democrats End a 43-Day Shutdown by Arguing Over the Debris

    Democrats End a 43-Day Shutdown by Arguing Over the Debris

    There are many ways to end a government shutdown. You can compromise. You can capitulate. Or, if you are the Democratic Party, you can split into factions and hold a family intervention in the middle of a burning building. The forty-three-day shutdown ended the way every American civics textbook secretly dreams: not with a unifying

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  • Inside The Trump-Epstein Emails And A Capitol Pressure Campaign

    Inside The Trump-Epstein Emails And A Capitol Pressure Campaign

    Stop arguing about vibes and name what is on paper, on tape, and on the bank ledger. There is a rule of political weather that never fails. When a storm breaks over power, the first response is fog. Statements get longer, memories get shorter, and a chorus of very serious people insists that nothing can

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  • Epstein: Trump Has His Own Email Problem and I Think I Hear Hillary Laughing

    Epstein: Trump Has His Own Email Problem and I Think I Hear Hillary Laughing

    THE CORPSE WHO CALLED THE PRESIDENT A DOG There is something exquisitely American about needing twenty thousand emails from a dead pedophile to state the obvious, which is that Donald Trump, self appointed innocence mascot of the MAGA Republic, has never once in his life been anywhere near a situation without lying about it. And

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  • We Learned Nothing From the 90s Internet Bubble: AI Is Going To Prematurely Ejaculate

    We Learned Nothing From the 90s Internet Bubble: AI Is Going To Prematurely Ejaculate

    There is something unsettling about watching the world’s most hyped technology industry behave exactly like every other bubble in history. You know the pattern: vast promises, endless capital, faith in new magical substance, followed by negligence of the plumbing, then collective shock when the bills hit. With AI right now we are already deep into

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