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  • Coincidence Is Classified: MLK Files Released Just as Epstein Heat Rises

    Coincidence Is Classified: MLK Files Released Just as Epstein Heat Rises

    After 56 years, countless Freedom of Information requests, and one too many performances of Lift Every Voice and Sing by institutions that once tried to wiretap his grief, the federal government has finally—finally—released the MLK assassination files. Well. Sort of. They’ve been “released” in the way your emotionally unavailable ex “opens up” during arguments: technically,

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  • The Algorithm Can Smell Your Authenticity—So Make It Cry

    The Algorithm Can Smell Your Authenticity—So Make It Cry

    On Brand, Off Script, and Just Vulnerable Enough to Sell Something Let’s be honest: in 2025, “storytelling” has become the avocado toast of branding—everywhere, wildly overpriced, and weaponized by people who swear their morning routine involves a gratitude journal and a $400 candle. But here’s the thing: storytelling still works. Not because audiences are gullible,

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  • We Survived COVID, AI, and Three Taylor Swift Eras—Now What?

    We Survived COVID, AI, and Three Taylor Swift Eras—Now What?

    At some point between Clorox shortages and ChatGPT writing your cousin’s wedding vows, we blinked—and it was 2025. We survived a global pandemic, gave our data to robots with better grammar than our exes, and got emotionally waterboarded by Taylor Swift’s discography not once, not twice, but three times. We’ve lived through Folklore, Midnights, and

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  • National Ice Cream Day: Because Nothing Says “Everything’s Fine” Like Dairy-Based Delusion

    National Ice Cream Day: Because Nothing Says “Everything’s Fine” Like Dairy-Based Delusion

    In the blistering heat of late-stage capitalism, where your rent costs more than your monthly trauma therapy and the planet’s basically one smoldering cone away from collapse, there comes a day so sweet, so saccharine, so unironically American that even the most disillusioned among us can’t help but say: “Fine. I’ll lick it.” Yes, darling—July

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  • Fake It Till You Mean It: When Pretending Feels Like the Truth

    Fake It Till You Mean It: When Pretending Feels Like the Truth

    📚 See all my books on Amazon🔗 Free on Kindle Unlimited: Fake It Till You Mean It I started writing Fake It Till You Mean It in 2015. Back then, it was lighter. A queer romcom with fake dating, wedding chaos, and just enough sarcasm to keep the feelings at bay. It was fun. Clever.

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  • Epstein, Bondi & the Rot at the Top: Corruption’s New Influencer Era

    Epstein, Bondi & the Rot at the Top: Corruption’s New Influencer Era

    You ever notice how political corruption is starting to feel like the worst group chat you can’t leave? Same three people. Same scandals. Same “accidental” flights on Epstein’s plane. But now with better lighting. Enter: Pam Bondi, former Florida Attorney General and recent cameo in the Epstein Files as exposed by PBS. If you’re thinking,

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  • They Ignored It All About Trump—Until Epstein: MAGA’s Sudden Crisis of Conscience

    They Ignored It All About Trump—Until Epstein: MAGA’s Sudden Crisis of Conscience

    Every few months, we find ourselves trapped in a collective Groundhog Day where some damning new headline about Donald J. Trump emerges and the internet spins up like this is the thing—the final nail, the last straw, the moment when MAGA voters will blink, swallow, and whisper, “Oh no… we backed the wrong fascist.” This

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  • Make Coca-Cola Sweet Again: Trump Claims Victory Over Corn Syrup

    Make Coca-Cola Sweet Again: Trump Claims Victory Over Corn Syrup

    In a groundbreaking act of nutritional diplomacy, former President Donald J. Trump took to social media this week to announce that Coca-Cola—yes, the same company that once snubbed him by allegedly removing Diet Coke from the White House—has finally bent the knee. According to Trump, the soda giant has agreed to replace high-fructose corn syrup

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  • When the World Turns Rainbow But Still Cuts Deep: Wish You Were Queer – Out Now

    When the World Turns Rainbow But Still Cuts Deep: Wish You Were Queer – Out Now

    Buy the book here: Wish You Were Queer on AmazonCheck out more of my work on my Amazon Author Page There’s this idea that queer kids dream of a better world—one where being who we are doesn’t come with whispers, looks, punishments, or pain. It’s a fantasy born from survival. But what if that world

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  • American Idol Judge Gives Final “No” — to Life

    American Idol Judge Gives Final “No” — to Life

    In a chilling twist worthy of a Lifetime movie scored by Ryan Seacrest’s ghostwriter, a music supervisor for American Idol and her husband were found dead in their upscale California home this week. A 22-year-old suspect—who sources say has never made it past Hollywood Week—has been arrested. Authorities are calling it a “targeted killing,” though

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