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“You’ll Still Be Paid”—But the Pentagon Says Nope: The Trump Shutdown Delusion

At a Navy ceremony touting 250 years of might, President Trump looked out over ranks of sailors and Marines and vowed: despite the government shutdown, service members “will still be paid”—teasing raises and calling the promise ironclad. Watching that, one might imagine gold coins raining from the sky onto fatigued boots. But the legal landscape
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The $2.1 Billion Hold: How Chicago’s Subway Became a Political Pawn

When the federal government freezes $2.1 billion meant for Chicago’s transit infrastructure, it does more than delay train cars. It broadcasts a message: your city’s progress must pass Washington’s purity test. On October 3, the White House announced that funds earmarked for the Red Line Extension and Red & Purple Modernization were “put on hold
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The Buffet of Betrayal: Fake Friends and Their Discount Recipes

There is a certain genre of person who insists on showing up to your table with Tupperware in hand, uninvited, ready to scoop the last spoonful of your mac and cheese while loudly congratulating themselves for “being here for you.” These are the same people who clap when the plane lands, repost inspirational quotes on
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Chicago as Training Ground: A Federal Dress Rehearsal in Urban Camouflage

What is a city for, if not shopping, dining, living, and occasionally being transformed into a federal obstacle course? Chicago, always known for deep-dish pizza and mobster clichés, has now been recast as the Pentagon’s favorite indoor paintball arena. Only this time the paintball guns are real rifles, and the “players” are U.S. citizens unlucky





