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The Spy Who Subpoenaed Me: Brennan & Comey’s Deep State Tango
Meanwhile, the Epstein security system took a lunch break… permanently. In the latest episode of America’s favorite political telenovela, the FBI has apparently decided to play a high-stakes game of Uno in reverse—by investigating former FBI Director James Comey and former CIA Director John Brennan over their roles in the Trump-Russia investigation. Yes, you read
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Trump Declares Elon Musk a “TRAIN WRECK,” Brags GOP Is a “Smooth Running Machine” (Powered by Gas, Naturally)
In a furious all-caps missive on Truth Social (a platform that’s just Facebook with delusions of relevance), Donald J. Trump lashed out at former buddy Elon Musk—declaring the billionaire has gone “off the rails,” become a “TRAIN WRECK,” and is basically trying to derail American democracy with the most heinous crime of all: starting a
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4Xtra’s Firework Mishap: When Your Local News Station Becomes a PSA in Real Time
In a stunning display of what happens when overconfidence meets combustible materials, local TV affiliate 4Xtra accidentally turned their Fourth of July coverage into a live-action cautionary tale, launching not just fireworks—but also flaming shrapnel, shattered camera lenses, and at least one terrified intern—into the skies and hearts of viewers across Central Texas. The segment,
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Drake’s “What Did I Miss?” Sparks Debate on Loyalty, Betrayal, and the Eternal Victim Complex of Rich Men with Wi-Fi
So Drake dropped a new track—“What Did I Miss?”—and the internet did what it always does when Drake opens his mouth: half the world clutched their pearls and declared it “deep,” while the rest of us rolled our eyes so hard we dislocated something. Because here’s the thing: when Drake asks “What did I miss?”—he
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Julio César Chávez Jr. Arrested for Cartel Ties, Surprising Exactly No One With a Wi-Fi Connection
Breaking News: Julio César Chávez Jr., professional boxer and full-time cautionary tale, has been arrested for alleged cartel ties and now faces possible deportation. Because, apparently, punching people for a living wasn’t sketchy enough—he needed a side hustle in international crime too. If you’re struggling to remember who Julio Chávez Jr. is, here’s a quick
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Alligator Alcatraz: Florida’s Wetlands Warden School for Migrants
In the latest episode of political “creative thinking,” Florida officials have unveiled Alligator Alcatraz, a high-security immigration detention camp nestled in the Everglades—where the natural wildlife doubles as the unwitting bouncer. Think luxurious wetlands meets mandatory jungle gym… except the gym is populated with pythons and reptiles ready to RSVP to any escape attempt. tampabay.com+15thecut.com+15fox5dc.com+15
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When the Silence Spoke Back: The Unspoken Cord and the Book That Refused to Let Go
In March 2020, amidst uncertainty and personal turmoil, I wrote “The Unspoken Cord.” This novel explores grief, truth, and the complexities of caregiving within queer love. It portrays the painful realities of watching a loved one fade, not through death, but through silence, and the emotional struggles that accompany such experiences.
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Pete Hegseth’s Press Conference Proves the Trump Administration Thinks Journalists Are Just Disobedient Interns With Bad Attitudes
Recently, Pete Hegseth—former Fox News host turned full-time Trump whisperer and part-time Press Secretary cosplay model—held a press conference that can only be described as a masterclass in authoritarian fan fiction. Somewhere between the “fake news” finger-pointing and the sweaty defense of Dear Leader’s latest conspiracy tweet, Hegseth made it crystal clear: the Trump-aligned GOP
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Prisoners of Privilege: The Chrisleys Discover Pain, Growth, and How to Monetize Both
In this week’s episode of White Collar Confessions, Julie and Todd Chrisley—America’s favorite Southern fried fraudsters—are finally free. And by “free,” we mean legally pardoned after spending a whole year bravely enduring the prison system from the safety of low-security facilities with better amenities than your local Holiday Inn Express. Yes, folks, the same couple
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Top 10 “Top 10” Lists That Prove Journalism Has Flatlined
There was a time—not that long ago—when journalism meant something. People risked their lives reporting from war zones, uncovering corruption, and writing scathing exposés that brought entire institutions to their knees. Now? Now we’ve got 27 interns fighting over who gets to write “14 Times a Celebrity Sneezed and It Changed Our Lives” for pageviews.