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Finally, Equal Rights to Cringe: “I Kissed A Boy” Puts Gays Where They Belong—on Trashy Dating Shows
So it’s finally happened. The gays have a dating show. Not a makeover show. Not a trauma documentary. Not another sob-stained coming out arc framed by string lights and tearful piano music. An actual, honest-to-God dating show. And not just any dating show—a trashy, sun-drenched, kissing-at-hello reality dating show with barely clothed men, confessionals, and
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The Bongino Doctrine: How to Reform the FBI with a Podcast Mic and a Megaphone
Some men are born for public service. Others have it thrust upon them. And then there’s Daniel Bongino—who appears to have podcasted his way into federal law enforcement leadership with the energy of a man who once read the Constitution off a T-shirt at a gun show. Yes, dear readers, Deputy Director Bongino has officially
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Murder, He Mumbled: Bryan Kohberger Gets Life Without Parole While America Gets Another True Crime Spectacle
Well, justice has been served—lukewarm, over-syndicated, and with a familiar aftertaste of televised grief. Bryan Kohberger, the man who believed criminology was a personality type, has officially been sentenced to life without parole for the brutal murders of four Idaho college students. And somewhere in America, a Netflix producer just got a second wind. The
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Rest Easy, Prince of Darkness: A Farewell to Ozzy Osbourne
I wasn’t a diehard fan. I didn’t memorize lyrics or follow every twist in his tour dates or tattoos. I didn’t grow up with Black Sabbath posters on my walls or devil horns in the air. But when I heard the news—Ozzy Osbourne has passed away—I felt something cave in anyway. That’s what happens when
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This Isn’t the Breakdown We Paid For: The American Concert Experience, Now With Bonus Trauma
There was a time—not long ago—when you could attend a live show and expect nothing more than $18 beers, overpriced parking, and the existential dread of being the oldest person in the crowd wearing glitter. That was the pact. You show up, the band plays, you lose your voice, maybe your dignity, and you limp
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Colbert’s Exit Strategy: CBS Cancels ‘The Late Show’ (But Totally for Financial Reasons, Of Course)
CBS has announced that The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will end after its next season in May 2026, citing—what else?—“financial considerations.” The network didn’t elaborate much, but rest assured, it has absolutely nothing to do with Colbert’s recent on-air jabs at CBS’s parent company, Paramount Global, for quietly settling a $16 million lawsuit with
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American Idol Judge Gives Final “No” — to Life
In a chilling twist worthy of a Lifetime movie scored by Ryan Seacrest’s ghostwriter, a music supervisor for American Idol and her husband were found dead in their upscale California home this week. A 22-year-old suspect—who sources say has never made it past Hollywood Week—has been arrested. Authorities are calling it a “targeted killing,” though
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He Gave Me a Reason to Want to Live: The Trauma Bible
Read it Here📘 The Trauma Bible: My Queer Psalms📚 Author Page Some books are written with trembling hands. Some with defiance. The Trauma Bible: My Queer Psalms was born from both. This collection is a love letter to survival—not the glossy, “everything’s fine now” kind, but the quiet, messy, deeply queer kind. The kind of
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Michael Madsen Dies at 67, Prompting Hollywood to Ask: Wait, Wasn’t He Already a Ghost With a Cigarette?
Michael Madsen, the gravel-throated, sunglasses-inside-the-church icon of gritty masculinity, has died at 67. If your first response was “Didn’t he die ten years ago in a Tarantino film?”—you’re not alone. Madsen has spent the better part of five decades acting like he’d already been embalmed in Jack Daniels and regret, which is precisely what made