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“The Apprentice: Pedophile Island Edition” – Trump’s Memory Hole Has a VIP Suite
Imagine, if you will, a former U.S. President—orange of hue, slippery of truth—waddling back onto the stage of public opinion not with grace, not with remorse, but with the uncooked swagger of a man who believes facts are just party guests you can disinvite later. Now picture that same man casually acknowledging that yes, one
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The Second Term’s the Charm: Trump, DEI, and Other Performance Art Pieces from a Government in Reflux
The Trump administration’s second act has arrived—unseasoned, unfiltered, and flush with the confidence of a man who thinks The Art of the Deal is still in print. What began as a 2016 fever dream has curdled into a 2025 reality show reboot: America’s Next Top Autocrat. Naturally, there’s been some turbulence. The president, emboldened by
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Murder, He Mumbled: Bryan Kohberger Gets Life Without Parole While America Gets Another True Crime Spectacle
Well, justice has been served—lukewarm, over-syndicated, and with a familiar aftertaste of televised grief. Bryan Kohberger, the man who believed criminology was a personality type, has officially been sentenced to life without parole for the brutal murders of four Idaho college students. And somewhere in America, a Netflix producer just got a second wind. The
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Beyond the Blockbusters: 8 Films and Shows from 2025 That Deserved More Than a Shrug
Every year, a few shiny, oversaturated blockbusters clog the pop culture pipeline like cholesterol in a Marvel fan’s arteries. They arrive, they dominate, they trend—and then they vanish, leaving behind three memes, two Funko Pops, and a vague sense that maybe cinema died somewhere around the seventh franchise installment. But not everything made in 2025
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Coincidence Is Classified: MLK Files Released Just as Epstein Heat Rises
After 56 years, countless Freedom of Information requests, and one too many performances of Lift Every Voice and Sing by institutions that once tried to wiretap his grief, the federal government has finally—finally—released the MLK assassination files. Well. Sort of. They’ve been “released” in the way your emotionally unavailable ex “opens up” during arguments: technically,
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They Ignored It All About Trump—Until Epstein: MAGA’s Sudden Crisis of Conscience
Every few months, we find ourselves trapped in a collective Groundhog Day where some damning new headline about Donald J. Trump emerges and the internet spins up like this is the thing—the final nail, the last straw, the moment when MAGA voters will blink, swallow, and whisper, “Oh no… we backed the wrong fascist.” This
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BUBONIC PLAGUE IN ARIZONA: 14TH CENTURY ICON MAKES UNWELCOME COMEBACK
FLAGSTAFF, AZ — Just when you thought the only plague still circulating was the group chat from your old job, northern Arizona has been struck by a blast from the past — and not the cool, vintage kind. Health officials have confirmed that a local resident has died from pneumonic plague, a grim throwback infection
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Man of Woke: James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ Sparks Truth, Justice, and Fox News Outrage
New Superman Soars at Box Office, Melts Snowflakes Faster Than Laser Vision In a cinematic event that has right-wing Twitter clutching its pearls harder than Kryptonite, James Gunn’s new Superman reboot has dared—DARED—to do the unthinkable: portray Superman as… an immigrant. That’s right. The man who literally arrived on Earth inside an alien spacecraft and
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Fiscal Responsibility”? The GOP Has Entered the Chat—and Brought the Receipts (of Everything They Charged)
Republicans love to call themselves the “party of fiscal responsibility.” It’s their favorite Halloween costume: all buttoned-up, calculator-in-pocket, murmuring about debt ceilings and taxpayer dollars. But when you check the national receipts, turns out they’ve been throwing the country’s credit card around like they just discovered Amazon Prime. Let’s take a (budget-bloated) stroll down memory
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Why I Wrote Suté and Solitude: Dating, Queerness, and the Beautiful Trash Fire of Modern Connection
Let’s get one thing out of the way: I didn’t write Suté and Solitude because I had answers. I wrote it because I was drowning in questions. About dating. About queerness. About whether emotional intimacy is still possible in a world where most people flirt by reacting to an Instagram story and ghost you faster