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  • Verizon Shrinks 20% of Workforce Because Economy is Booming

    Verizon Shrinks 20% of Workforce Because Economy is Booming

    A corporate efficiency makeover that looks suspiciously like a disappearing act. The thing about telecom giants is that they love to talk about connection, yet the real connective tissue of their business is the quiet thrum of payroll software calculating who will still have health insurance by the time quarterly earnings hit the wire. Verizon,

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  • Megyn Kelly Goes Full Pedophile Protector For Trump

    Megyn Kelly Goes Full Pedophile Protector For Trump

    When redefining pedophilia becomes a primetime hobby. There are moments in American media when you can almost hear the floorboards groan under the weight of a take so profoundly misguided that the English language itself tries to flee the room. Megyn Kelly’s latest contribution to the Jeffrey Epstein discourse produced exactly that sound, the slow

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  • How To Gerrymander Like A Hypocrite: Trump Sues The Blue State, High-Fives The Red One

    How To Gerrymander Like A Hypocrite: Trump Sues The Blue State, High-Fives The Red One

    The moment the scoreboard tilts the wrong way, some teams tighten their laces and others make a beeline for the referee’s locker room. The Trump administration has opted for the latter, this time hauling the Justice Department along to pound on the door. In California, voters just approved a new congressional map under Proposition 50

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  • Trump’s MAGA: From “Save the Children” to “Hoax, Move On”

    Trump’s MAGA: From “Save the Children” to “Hoax, Move On”

    When receipts finally pointed inward, the outrage machine swapped sirens for excuses. There is a particular silence that follows a scream. It is not peace. It is calculation. For years, MAGA’s media ecosystem trained its audience to chase phantoms through pizzerias and Instagram posts, to read secret codes on menus, to believe that a ring

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  • Trump Says Groceries Are Cheap Now, So Please Stop Looking at Your Receipts

    Trump Says Groceries Are Cheap Now, So Please Stop Looking at Your Receipts

    An official memo from the alternate universe where gas is two dollars, milk is basically free, and your checking account is lying to you/ Americans have endured many strange plot twists in public life, but few moments rival the latest presidential message that rolled out like a weather alert from a parallel dimension. Donald Trump,

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  • Trump’s Epstein Problem: The Dog That Finally Barked at 218 Signatures

    Trump’s Epstein Problem: The Dog That Finally Barked at 218 Signatures

    Congress rarely moves with speed unless it is the speed of decay. But once in a generation, the planets align, a freshman gets sworn in on a Friday night, and the House of Representatives actually does something explosive by accident. This week, that accident arrived in the form of newly sworn in Representative Adelita Grijalva,

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  • CATHOLIC GUILT FOR TRUMP: THE HOLY WATER JUST BOILED OVER

    CATHOLIC GUILT FOR TRUMP: THE HOLY WATER JUST BOILED OVER

    The bishops finally found their voices again. Not the soft indoor-voice homilies that float above parish pews like incense, but something closer to a raised eyebrow from God. America’s Catholic hierarchy, after years of sounding like they were trapped between a Fox News chyron and a Vatican footnote, just dropped a “Special Message” on immigration

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  • Democrats End a 43-Day Shutdown by Arguing Over the Debris

    Democrats End a 43-Day Shutdown by Arguing Over the Debris

    There are many ways to end a government shutdown. You can compromise. You can capitulate. Or, if you are the Democratic Party, you can split into factions and hold a family intervention in the middle of a burning building. The forty-three-day shutdown ended the way every American civics textbook secretly dreams: not with a unifying

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  • From Aloy to All-In: When Horizon Goes MMO and Mobile—and the Monsters Charge

    From Aloy to All-In: When Horizon Goes MMO and Mobile—and the Monsters Charge

    I have a confession to make: I love MMOs. Give me the dark parking lot of EverQuest, the regimented raiding towers of World of Warcraft, the sprawling social village of Final Fantasy XIV—I’ve sat through login queues, ignored dinner invites, and hasta-la-vida’d sleep for one last respawn. So when Sony Interactive Entertainment and NCSOFT revealed

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  • Epstein: Trump Has His Own Email Problem and I Think I Hear Hillary Laughing

    Epstein: Trump Has His Own Email Problem and I Think I Hear Hillary Laughing

    THE CORPSE WHO CALLED THE PRESIDENT A DOG There is something exquisitely American about needing twenty thousand emails from a dead pedophile to state the obvious, which is that Donald Trump, self appointed innocence mascot of the MAGA Republic, has never once in his life been anywhere near a situation without lying about it. And

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