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Unpacking the “One Big Beautiful Bill”: How Congress Plans to Save You (and By You, We Mean Billionaires)
Ah, the smell of freshly printed legislation. Notes of performative optimism, charred loopholes, and a faint aftertaste of lobbyist cologne. Congress has emerged from its biannual nap to deliver what they’re calling the “One Big Beautiful Bill”—a tax and spending package so shiny, so sweeping, it’s practically Botox for the economy. But like most things
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Colbert’s Curtain Call: When the Laugh Track Gets Subpoenaed
Let’s get one thing straight: in 2025 America, free speech isn’t dead—it’s just nervously checking its follower count while Homeland Security reviews its late-night monologue. This week, CBS announced the “scheduling discontinuation” of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, a decision about as subtle as a Fox News chyron at a drag brunch. While the
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Tulsi Gabbard Declassifies Her Way Into MAGA Hearts—Thanks, Obama.
Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard has graciously bestowed upon the American people what she describes as “overwhelming evidence” that the Obama administration manipulated intelligence to make it look like Russia interfered in the 2016 election. Because when you think “neutral arbiter of truth,” you naturally think “Tulsi Gabbard with QAnon lighting and a ceremonial
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They Ignored It All About Trump—Until Epstein: MAGA’s Sudden Crisis of Conscience
Every few months, we find ourselves trapped in a collective Groundhog Day where some damning new headline about Donald J. Trump emerges and the internet spins up like this is the thing—the final nail, the last straw, the moment when MAGA voters will blink, swallow, and whisper, “Oh no… we backed the wrong fascist.” This
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Second Term, Second Verse: Dumber, Meaner, Somehow More Orange
Let’s begin this enchanted retread with a little déjà vu: Donald J. Trump, once again sitting in the Oval Office—this time without even pretending to read the Constitution. It’s not a reboot, friends. It’s a bloated sequel nobody asked for, written by Facebook uncles and powered by supply chain rage, Bud Light boycotts, and the
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You Don’t Fire the Epstein Prosecutor Unless You’ve Got Something to Hide, Right?
File this under: If I Did It: Executive Branch Edition. This week, the Trump camp finally took off the gloves and put on the red hat to fire Maurene Comey—you know, the federal prosecutor who helped put Ghislaine Maxwell behind bars and was knee-deep in the Epstein case before it mysteriously got quieter than a
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Colbert’s Exit Strategy: CBS Cancels ‘The Late Show’ (But Totally for Financial Reasons, Of Course)
CBS has announced that The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will end after its next season in May 2026, citing—what else?—“financial considerations.” The network didn’t elaborate much, but rest assured, it has absolutely nothing to do with Colbert’s recent on-air jabs at CBS’s parent company, Paramount Global, for quietly settling a $16 million lawsuit with
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The Elephant in the Dungeon: How to Bury a Pedophile Network in Three Easy Votes
A Public Service Announcement Brought to You by the Same Folks Who Say They’re ‘Tough on Crime’ They say sunlight is the best disinfectant— But apparently, the Republican strategy is SPF 1000, blackout curtains, and a steel vault labeled: “Nothing to See Here.” In a bold act of bipartisan transparency (just kidding—zero bipartisanship, zero transparency),
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Trump to MAGA: “Forget Epstein, Let’s Talk About My Favorite Fictional Issue Again”
MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a stunning plot twist that nobody asked for but everyone kind of expected, former President Donald Trump has stepped up to defend Attorney General Pam Bondi, the woman best known for her soft-touch approach to men whose hobbies include owning private islands and ruining democracy. Bondi’s name has resurfaced amid renewed
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Defamation Nation: AOC Says the Rapist word, MAGA Faints into a Lawsuit Pile
The audacity of a Latina congresswoman speaking the truth out loud while rich men hide behind NDAs and redactions BREAKING: Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a sitting member of Congress, former bartender, and full-time lightning rod for right-wing rage, did the unthinkable this week: she called a man what the courts already said he was. In response