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“Used Goods” from The Trauma Bible
The Trauma Bible – My Queer Psalms Used Goods by Brandon Cloud They didn’t love me. They leased me. Short-term emotional rental with all the upgrades: Sarcasm package. Trauma tolerance. Loyalty with roadside assistance. I came with bells, whistles, and just enough tragedy to make them feel like they were doing charity with a punchline.
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LOVE ISLAND USA SEASON 7: FIJI’S HOTTEST VILLA—OR CANCEL CULTURE CARNIVAL?
Fiji — that sunny paradise where love is allegedly found, but more often fumbled in front of 42 strategically placed cameras and a table full of tequila shots. Love Island USA Season 7 has turned up the heat, the scandals, and the thirst—both emotional and otherwise. Sure, we tuned in for romance, but we stayed
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Texas, But Make It A Theocracy: The Warning Behind Salt and Static
I wrote Salt and Static because I was done whispering. I was born and raised in West Texas, where the gospel is louder than the truth and the heat will peel your skin and your dignity if you let it. I grew up gay in a culture that weaponized silence, shame, and scripture. I survived
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2,062 Reasons to Say Thank You
I sat down to write this post thinking it would just be a quick “thanks y’all,” but the truth is—this milestone deserves more than that. Because when I launched these books into the world, I didn’t expect this. I didn’t expect 2,060 of you to download my eBooks. I didn’t expect 2 people to buy
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Trump to MAGA: “Forget Epstein, Let’s Talk About My Favorite Fictional Issue Again”
MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a stunning plot twist that nobody asked for but everyone kind of expected, former President Donald Trump has stepped up to defend Attorney General Pam Bondi, the woman best known for her soft-touch approach to men whose hobbies include owning private islands and ruining democracy. Bondi’s name has resurfaced amid renewed
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Conservative Civil War Intensifies as Kash Patel Threatens to Resign Over Pam Bondi’s Continued Existence
In what experts are calling “the most dramatic right-wing meltdown since the Great Tucker Tantrum of 2023,” Kash Patel has reportedly threatened to resign unless Attorney General Pam Bondi is fired—and preferably exiled to an undisclosed location without Wi-Fi. This comes just days after Dan Bongino also threw a constitutional hissy fit over Bondi’s leadership,
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The Man, the Myth, the Misstep: Shannon Price Says She “Had No Choice” But to End Gary Coleman’s Life—Then Fails a Lie Detector
In a story that sounds less like a somber eulogy and more like a mid-season twist on a forgotten true crime docuseries, Shannon Price—the ex-wife, ex-roommate, and ongoing enigma of child star Gary Coleman—has emerged from the shadows once again. This time, she’s here to explain why she pulled the plug on Coleman’s life support
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Spoiler Alert: Big Brother 27 Premiere Was Hotter Than the Mystery Guest Entrance—And We’re Not Sure If That’s A Good Thing
Oh, Big Brother fans, we’ve dusted off our eviction charts and sharpened our scheming minds—because Season 27 has begun, and it’s already a melodramatic labyrinth of kidnappings, secret accomplices, and career reality stars. Let’s dive deep—Spoilers ahead! Mystery Guest Plot TwistFrom the moment host Julie Chen Moonves vanished in a staged “kidnapping” and a masked
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The Sugar Rot: Why I Wrote The Bitter Aftertaste
The Bitter Aftertaste I’ve always loved zombie stories. Not just the blood and chaos (though, let’s be honest—I live for a good gore-streaked takedown), but the truth they expose. The way they strip people down to who they really are when the Wi-Fi’s gone, the power’s out, and the rules don’t matter anymore. But with
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Behind the Heat: Why I Wrote Suté & Solitude
There’s something about kitchens that always felt a little like churches—hot, reverent, chaotic. A place where you suffer beautifully in the pursuit of perfection. Suté & Solitude was born from that heat. But it’s not just a culinary novel. It’s a love letter to every queer person who’s ever tried to outrun loneliness by working