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  • Colbert’s Exit Strategy: CBS Cancels ‘The Late Show’ (But Totally for Financial Reasons, Of Course)

    Colbert’s Exit Strategy: CBS Cancels ‘The Late Show’ (But Totally for Financial Reasons, Of Course)

    CBS has announced that The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will end after its next season in May 2026, citing—what else?—“financial considerations.” The network didn’t elaborate much, but rest assured, it has absolutely nothing to do with Colbert’s recent on-air jabs at CBS’s parent company, Paramount Global, for quietly settling a $16 million lawsuit with

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  • 30 Lines I Shouldn’t Have Written, But Did

    30 Lines I Shouldn’t Have Written, But Did

    (And Why They Still Hurt) After years of writing in silence—submitting manuscripts, shelving drafts, waiting for the mythical “right time”—I finally stopped waiting. I self-published. Loudly. Messily. Honestly. These books aren’t polished for comfort. They’re blood-wrapped confessions, survivors’ testaments, trauma told with teeth and tenderness. Below are 30 lines I never thought I’d write, but

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  • Confessions from the Wreckage: Why I Wrote Daddy Issues Anonymous

    Confessions from the Wreckage: Why I Wrote Daddy Issues Anonymous

    📘 Grab your copy here Let’s get something out of the way:I didn’t want to write this book.I had to. Daddy Issues Anonymous didn’t begin as a story. It started as a scream. A gut-deep, eye-rolling, sarcasm-soaked exhale of, “Are you kidding me with this?” It was grief in a drag wig. Humor on top

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  • The Weight of Secrets, the Air We Breathe: Why I Wrote A Secret in the Air

    The Weight of Secrets, the Air We Breathe: Why I Wrote A Secret in the Air

    Every book I write starts with a question I’m too afraid to ask out loud. For A Secret in the Air, the question was this:What happens when silence becomes its own kind of survival?And what happens when love—unexpected, inconvenient, terrifying love—cracks that silence open? Set in a small Southern town obsessed with order, reputation, and

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  • Something Tender Survives Is Not a Love Story—It’s A Survival Story

    Something Tender Survives Is Not a Love Story—It’s A Survival Story

    Why I Wrote Something Tender SurvivesBuy it here When I first sat down to write Something Tender Survives, I didn’t know if I was building a novel or just trying to exhale. I’d written about trauma before—memoirs where I peeled back the skin of my past, bled truth onto the page, and called it healing.

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  • ReMaxed: HBO Hits Undo on Its Personality Crisis

    ReMaxed: HBO Hits Undo on Its Personality Crisis

    In a plot twist no one asked for—but everyone kinda expected—Warner Bros. Discovery has decided to march its streaming service back into the past, like a prodigal child in a backwards hoodie. That’s right: Max is no more. HBO Max is back. Again. Yes, the platform that once boldly declared, “We are dropping the HBO

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  • He Gave Me a Reason to Want to Live: The Trauma Bible

    He Gave Me a Reason to Want to Live: The Trauma Bible

    Read it Here📘 The Trauma Bible: My Queer Psalms📚 Author Page Some books are written with trembling hands. Some with defiance. The Trauma Bible: My Queer Psalms was born from both. This collection is a love letter to survival—not the glossy, “everything’s fine now” kind, but the quiet, messy, deeply queer kind. The kind of

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  • The Menendez Brothers Might Be Walking—And Not Because of Good Behavior

    The Menendez Brothers Might Be Walking—And Not Because of Good Behavior

    In a plot twist no one saw coming—except maybe anyone who’s ever watched a true crime docuseries—Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge William C. Ryan just cracked open a legal time capsule from 1996 and asked the DA’s office a bold question: “You sure about that conviction?” Apparently, the answer might soon be “Eh… maybe

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  • OIL AND GLITTER: WHEN CHAOS MET CONTROL IN A ROOM FULL OF SPARKLE

    OIL AND GLITTER: WHEN CHAOS MET CONTROL IN A ROOM FULL OF SPARKLE

    Amazon Link: Oil and Glitter on AmazonAuthor Page: Brandon Cloud’s Author Page Some books arrive in your imagination dressed for combat. Oil and Glitter showed up in sequins and demanded a spotlight. I wrote this queer rom-com as an answer to the question, “What happens when someone who lives by the checklist falls in love

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  • NORTH KOREA ISSUES NEW THREATS: STOP FLYING STUFF NEAR US OR WE’LL TOTALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, MAYBE

    NORTH KOREA ISSUES NEW THREATS: STOP FLYING STUFF NEAR US OR WE’LL TOTALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, MAYBE

    PYONGYANG — In what’s become an oddly predictable quarterly tradition, North Korea has once again puffed up its metaphorical chest and issued stern warnings that it is “ready to engage in military action” against the United States, Japan, and South Korea. Sources confirm the warning came moments after Kim Jong-un finished his daily routine of

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