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  • Trump Calls Fentanyl a Weapon of Mass Destruction, and the Iraq War Echo Starts Clearing Its Throat

    Trump Calls Fentanyl a Weapon of Mass Destruction, and the Iraq War Echo Starts Clearing Its Throat

    When you rename a crisis, you also rename what you’re allowed to do about it. If you ever want to watch a government change the shape of reality without changing the underlying problem, pay attention to vocabulary. Not the boring vocabulary, not the kind that lives in briefing binders, but the kind that arrives with

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  • My Favorite TV Shows of 2025, Ranked by Vibes, Emotional Damage, and How Fast I Hit “Next Episode”

    My Favorite TV Shows of 2025, Ranked by Vibes, Emotional Damage, and How Fast I Hit “Next Episode”

    No particular order, because ranking art is how streaming apps turn joy into spreadsheets. Every year, television looks at America’s collective attention span, flicks it on the forehead, and says, “Come here, I made you something complicated.” In 2025, it felt like the medium finally admitted what we all already know, most of us are

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  • America’s Food Safety Is So Broken That Even the Experts Eat Like They’re Disarming a Bomb

    America’s Food Safety Is So Broken That Even the Experts Eat Like They’re Disarming a Bomb

    When your dinner order starts to sound like a legal deposition, something has gone very wrong There is a moment, somewhere between opening a menu and making eye contact with the waiter, when modern Americans are expected to perform confidence. We scan descriptions of leafy greens and artisanal toppings, nod thoughtfully at words like fresh

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  • Bondi Beach and the Paperwork After the Sirens

    Bondi Beach and the Paperwork After the Sirens

    A terror attack, a nation in shock, and the familiar moment when everyone realizes the system worked exactly as designed, which is to say too late. Bondi Beach is supposed to be the place Australia sends to the world as proof of ease. Sun, water, the soft promise that life can be simple if you

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  • Abraham Quintanilla, The Father Who Built the Selena Vault, Has Died and the Locks Are Still Warm

    Abraham Quintanilla, The Father Who Built the Selena Vault, Has Died and the Locks Are Still Warm

    Abraham Isaac Quintanilla Jr. was the architect, the gatekeeper, the father, the manager, and the human perimeter fence around Selena’s life, and now that he’s gone, the argument over protection versus possession will keep pacing the room. Abraham Isaac Quintanilla Jr., Selena Quintanilla-Pérez’s father, longtime manager, and the engine behind Selena y Los Dinos, died

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  • Israel and Gaza: Ceasefire With an Asterisk

    Israel and Gaza: Ceasefire With an Asterisk

    A “targeted” hit, a disputed death, civilian casualties, and the world’s most brittle truce doing that familiar thing where it pretends it can survive physics. Israel announced it carried out a targeted strike in Gaza City that it says killed Raed Saed (also rendered Raad Saad), described by the Israeli military as a senior Hamas

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  • Karoline Leavitt Turns the Briefing Room Into a Fact-Free Escape Room

    Karoline Leavitt Turns the Briefing Room Into a Fact-Free Escape Room

    The press asks for information, the podium offers vibes, and the real product is confusion with a patriotic label. There are two ways to look at a White House press briefing. The old way is as a daily information exchange, flawed but functional, where reporters ask questions and the government, at least in theory, answers

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  • Trump Flirts With Weed Rescheduling and Wall Street Immediately Smokes the Hopium

    Trump Flirts With Weed Rescheduling and Wall Street Immediately Smokes the Hopium

    A CNBC headline, a market rally, and an entire industry watching the federal government like it’s a moody landlord who might finally fix the heater. Cannabis stocks and marijuana-focused ETFs just did that thing they always do when Washington coughs in their direction: they levitated. After a CNBC report said President Donald Trump is expected

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  • Congress Drops Epstein Party Photos Like It’s a Playlist and Calls It Oversight

    Congress Drops Epstein Party Photos Like It’s a Playlist and Calls It Oversight

    A small, redacted photo dump, a much larger unseen archive, and a political system that treats transparency like a weapon and privacy like an afterthought. House Democrats on the Oversight and Government Reform Committee just did what Congress does best in an election-era adrenaline rush: released a limited batch of images from a vastly larger

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  • Kristi Noem Shows Up to Oversight With a Script and Leaves With More Questions

    Kristi Noem Shows Up to Oversight With a Script and Leaves With More Questions

    The administration calls it law enforcement, critics call it a rights grinder, and Congress tries to remember it has a job besides yelling. The House Homeland Security Committee hauled DHS Secretary Kristi Noem in for an oversight hearing and the whole thing played out like a courtroom drama performed by people who hate courts. Noem

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