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  • Trump’s Bruised Hand, Swollen Ankles, and the Press That Forgot How to Ask Questions

    Trump’s Bruised Hand, Swollen Ankles, and the Press That Forgot How to Ask Questions

    On September 5, 2025, media critic Margaret Sullivan delivered what should’ve been obvious but somehow wasn’t: the mainstream press is tiptoeing around President Donald J. Trump’s health. Days have gone by without a sighting. When he does appear, the ankles look like someone stuffed dinner rolls into his socks, his hand is bruised like a

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  • The Antichrist With a Red Tie

    The Antichrist With a Red Tie

    I am not religious. I have never mistaken a casserole for communion or believed that a televangelist’s sweaty forehead could save me. But if you flip through the Book of Revelation—an acid-trip fever dream of beasts, trumpets, and plagues—it feels like a spoiler alert for American cable news. Specifically, it reads like a casting call

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  • Trump the Informant? Mike Johnson’s Improv History Lesson

    Trump the Informant? Mike Johnson’s Improv History Lesson

    On September 5, 2025, House Speaker Mike Johnson stood before reporters and unleashed a claim so improbable it deserves its own Netflix docudrama: Donald J. Trump, former president, serial golf cheat, and part-time beauty pageant impresario, was an FBI informant against Jeffrey Epstein. The defense was as brazen as it was bizarre. Johnson, cornered by

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  • The EV Jobs Miracle That Ended in Handcuffs

    The EV Jobs Miracle That Ended in Handcuffs

    On September 5, 2025, the largest worksite immigration raid in DHS history turned Hyundai’s much-hyped “Metaplant” electric vehicle complex in Ellabell, Georgia, into a live broadcast of American contradiction. About 475 workers were detained—most of them South Korean nationals—during a sweep that hit not just Hyundai’s $12.6 billion EV complex but especially the adjacent Hyundai–LG

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  • Giorgio Armani Dies at 91: Quiet Luxury’s Loud Goodbye

    Giorgio Armani Dies at 91: Quiet Luxury’s Loud Goodbye

    Giorgio Armani died on September 4, 2025, in Milan at the age of 91, closing a half-century reign that reshaped fashion by making power look soft. For most of his career, Armani lived as a contradiction: a designer who whispered while others shouted, a businessman who rejected takeover after takeover while building an empire so

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  • The Relic of Reboots: Sophie Turner and the Eternal Tomb Raider Economy

    The Relic of Reboots: Sophie Turner and the Eternal Tomb Raider Economy

    On September 3, 2025, Amazon MGM Studios confirmed what had already been whispered across every fan forum and Variety sidebar: Sophie Turner will strap on the dual pistols of Lara Croft for a new live-action Tomb Raider series on Prime Video. Created and written by Phoebe Waller-Bridge—who will co-showrun with Chad Hodge, with Jonathan Van

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  • Trump vs. Harvard: When Federal Grants Become Campaign Props

    Trump vs. Harvard: When Federal Grants Become Campaign Props

    On September 3, 2025, U.S. District Judge Allison D. Burroughs did something rare in modern America: she called bullshit in a ruling and put the federal government back in its constitutional corner. Her decision ordered the Trump administration to unfreeze nearly $2.2 billion in research grants to Harvard, a freeze that was less about academic

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  • From Chicago to the Crescent City: Trump’s Traveling Law-and-Order Roadshow

    From Chicago to the Crescent City: Trump’s Traveling Law-and-Order Roadshow

    On September 3, 2025, President Trump announced that New Orleans—yes, the city of brass bands, beignets, and waterlines nobody can forget—was next on his federal “law-and-order” tour. Fresh off threatening Chicago with “National Guard domination” and still basking in the glow of his unprecedented takeover of Washington, D.C.’s police force, Trump pivoted south, declaring that

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  • Texas Bans the Candy Clouds: SB 2024 and the War on Vapes (But Not Really)

    Texas Bans the Candy Clouds: SB 2024 and the War on Vapes (But Not Really)

    Texas has a gift for declaring victory before the battle even begins. On September 1, 2025, the state flipped the switch on Senate Bill 2024, a law so sweeping, so meticulous in its micromanagement of vapor and smoke, that it reads less like public health policy and more like a paranoid parent’s diary. The law

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  • When the Music Stops: America’s Job Market Plays Musical Chairs with No Extra Chairs

    When the Music Stops: America’s Job Market Plays Musical Chairs with No Extra Chairs

    On September 3, 2025, the Bureau of Labor Statistics did something rare: it delivered a plot twist. The newest JOLTS report showed that job openings slipped to 7.181 million in July, falling below the roughly 7.2 million unemployed Americans for the first time since April 2021. Translation: there are now more people looking for chairs

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