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  • Budget Cuts and Band-Aids: How to Save America by Abandoning Everyone Else

    Budget Cuts and Band-Aids: How to Save America by Abandoning Everyone Else

    In a bold display of cost-cutting patriotism, the Senate has advanced President Trump’s request to trim a casual $9 billion off the federal budget—a move that mostly affects programs you didn’t realize were saving lives until yesterday’s headlines told you they might vanish. Among the financial casualties: foreign aid, public broadcasting, and—because irony is apparently

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  • Something Tender Survives Is Not a Love Story—It’s A Survival Story

    Something Tender Survives Is Not a Love Story—It’s A Survival Story

    Why I Wrote Something Tender SurvivesBuy it here When I first sat down to write Something Tender Survives, I didn’t know if I was building a novel or just trying to exhale. I’d written about trauma before—memoirs where I peeled back the skin of my past, bled truth onto the page, and called it healing.

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  • The Elephant in the Dungeon: How to Bury a Pedophile Network in Three Easy Votes

    The Elephant in the Dungeon: How to Bury a Pedophile Network in Three Easy Votes

    A Public Service Announcement Brought to You by the Same Folks Who Say They’re ‘Tough on Crime’ They say sunlight is the best disinfectant— But apparently, the Republican strategy is SPF 1000, blackout curtains, and a steel vault labeled: “Nothing to See Here.” In a bold act of bipartisan transparency (just kidding—zero bipartisanship, zero transparency),

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  • ReMaxed: HBO Hits Undo on Its Personality Crisis

    ReMaxed: HBO Hits Undo on Its Personality Crisis

    In a plot twist no one asked for—but everyone kinda expected—Warner Bros. Discovery has decided to march its streaming service back into the past, like a prodigal child in a backwards hoodie. That’s right: Max is no more. HBO Max is back. Again. Yes, the platform that once boldly declared, “We are dropping the HBO

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  • Scissors for Thee, Chainsaw for Me: The Supreme Court’s Guide to Fairness

    Scissors for Thee, Chainsaw for Me: The Supreme Court’s Guide to Fairness

    Ah, the Supreme Court—America’s Magic 8 Ball in a powdered wig. One minute it’s declaring that President Biden can’t forgive a dime of student debt without Congress’s explicit permission, the next it’s sipping sweet tea and watching Trump light the entire Department of Education on fire like it’s a 4th of July sparkler. Because apparently,

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  • The Chapters That Deserved Volumes: Small Town Gayby: Rebirth Isn’t Painless

    The Chapters That Deserved Volumes: Small Town Gayby: Rebirth Isn’t Painless

    Amazon Link: Rebirth Isn’t Painless From The Author When I wrote Small Town Gayby, I called it a fictional memoir—a mosaic of truth and storytelling that pieced together the outlines of my life into something whole. At the time, I needed a way to tell the story in one breath, to get it all out,

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  • BREAKING: Elon Musk Funnels Rocket Money Into Robot Brain, Shockingly Not a Supervillain Yet

    BREAKING: Elon Musk Funnels Rocket Money Into Robot Brain, Shockingly Not a Supervillain Yet

    UNITED STATES, EARTH (FOR NOW) — In what appears to be yet another bold step toward either technological transcendence or a billionaire-induced apocalypse, Elon Musk has decided to firehose $2 billion of SpaceX funds directly into his latest AI brainchild, xAI, to boost the development of his chatbot, Grok — an artificial intelligence system designed

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  • GROK 4: The First AI That Fact-Checks with Elon’s Gut

    GROK 4: The First AI That Fact-Checks with Elon’s Gut

    In a bold and truly futuristic move, Elon Musk’s company xAI has launched Grok 4, the AI model that doesn’t just outperform others in logic, memory, and language—it also cross-checks everything it thinks with the internal monologue of Elon Musk himself. Why read peer-reviewed journals when you can just ask: “Would Elon agree?” Unlike outdated

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  • Behind the Heat: Why I Wrote Suté & Solitude

    Behind the Heat: Why I Wrote Suté & Solitude

    There’s something about kitchens that always felt a little like churches—hot, reverent, chaotic. A place where you suffer beautifully in the pursuit of perfection. Suté & Solitude was born from that heat. But it’s not just a culinary novel. It’s a love letter to every queer person who’s ever tried to outrun loneliness by working

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  • A Fragile Armistice: Love, War, and the Prison That Doesn’t End

    A Fragile Armistice: Love, War, and the Prison That Doesn’t End

    A Fragile Armistice “You shouldn’t care what happens to me.”“That’s the problem, Vane. I already do.”—Dialogue between Tillman and Vane Let me tell you where this story doesn’t begin:It doesn’t begin with a grand battlefield charge, or a sweeping Southern mansion, or patriotic speeches about freedom. “I don’t need forgiveness, Colonel. I need… I need

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