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Clueless: Sustainable, Vegan, and Still Totally Clueless

It’s 2025, and Hollywood has decided that what we all desperately need — in between political purges, climate collapse, and AI that accidentally tells the truth — is a sequel series to Clueless. Yes, that Clueless. The film that gave us plaid skirts, “as if,” and a generation of women who briefly thought a yellow
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From D.C. to Gaza: When Local Control Becomes a Myth in the Name of Order

The lesson here is simple but uncomfortable: local control is only as strong as the willingness of those in power to respect it. Once that respect is gone, the structures that protect autonomy can be dismantled piece by piece until all that’s left is the illusion of choice. From the capital’s federalized police force to…
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MAGA-fying the Museum: How to Curate History Without the History

Maybe one day, years from now, there will be an exhibit about this moment. It will feature press releases about “aggressive reviews,” news clippings about political interference, and maybe — if the curators are feeling bold — a case labeled “Democracy, in Decline.” Visitors will walk past it on their way to the dinosaur hall,…
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The Art of the Strategic Amnesia: Trump’s Epstein Damage Control Summit

Washington has seen its share of “nothing to see here” moments, but this week’s gathering in the West Wing might be the new gold standard. Picture it: Vice President J.D. Vance, former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi, and loyalist-turned-FBI-director Kash Patel huddled together under the genteel glow of White House sconces, plotting a strategy to
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The Resident Evil Reboot Nobody Asked For (But Will Watch Anyway)

Sony Pictures has officially announced that Zach Cregger — yes, that Zach Cregger, the man who made you question your basement’s square footage in Barbarian — will be directing a reboot of Resident Evil. And before you ask: no, they’re not adapting any of the actual video game plots. You know, the ones people actually
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Kelly Clarkson’s Pause Button: When Life, Love, and Vegas Neon All Go Dim

Las Vegas is built on the illusion that nothing ever stops. The lights don’t dim, the wheels don’t stop spinning, and the only real clock in the room is the one on your phone reminding you that you can’t afford another round. It’s the city of constant motion—until Kelly Clarkson presses pause.
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When the Bear Meets the Eagle in a Walmart Parking Lot: Trump, Putin, and the Art of the Ceasefire

On August 15th, President Trump will meet Vladimir Putin in the most geopolitically neutral ground imaginable: Alaska. Not Geneva, not Vienna—Alaska. A location that says, “We could’ve done this at the G7, but we were both craving a halibut sandwich.”


