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  • The Department of Education Is Now a Ghost Ship, and Linda McMahon Is Selling the Copper Wiring

    The Department of Education Is Now a Ghost Ship, and Linda McMahon Is Selling the Copper Wiring

    The federal government has always been a bit of a Rube Goldberg machine, but typically the people in charge try to hide the duct tape. On November 18, 2025, Education Secretary Linda McMahon decided to rip the tape off, dismantle the machine, and sell the parts to the neighbors. In what can only be described

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  • The Map Is Not a Bloodsport, But They Brought a Chainsaw Anyway: A Texas Takedown

    The Map Is Not a Bloodsport, But They Brought a Chainsaw Anyway: A Texas Takedown

    The quiet, un-televised cruelty of American political mechanics often hides in plain sight, tucked away in the arcana of cartography and statute. It is, perhaps, fitting that the quietest, most surgical rebuke to Texas Republican political dominance did not come from a grand moral proclamation or a sweeping popular wave. It came instead from a

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  • The Bone Saw and the Trump Red Carpet: How to Wash an Autocrat in Public

    The Bone Saw and the Trump Red Carpet: How to Wash an Autocrat in Public

    The spectacle of a state visit, under ordinary circumstances, is meant to signal diplomatic strength and mutual respect. Under Donald Trump, however, it becomes a transactional performance, a public washing machine designed to scrub away the stains of documented atrocities. The recent arrival of Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, or MBS, for his first

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  • When MAGA Meets Mellow: The Day the GOP Declared War on Weed and Lost a Turning Point Influencer to the Void

    When MAGA Meets Mellow: The Day the GOP Declared War on Weed and Lost a Turning Point Influencer to the Void

    Nothing says ideological clarity like Mitch McConnell banning hemp while a Turning Point USA ambassador swears off voting because Dad’s gummies are now contraband. Political eras usually end with a whimper. Occasionally they end with a thunderclap. And every now and then, they collapse in on themselves like a dying star made of irony, grievance,

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  • Verizon Shrinks 20% of Workforce Because Economy is Booming

    Verizon Shrinks 20% of Workforce Because Economy is Booming

    A corporate efficiency makeover that looks suspiciously like a disappearing act. The thing about telecom giants is that they love to talk about connection, yet the real connective tissue of their business is the quiet thrum of payroll software calculating who will still have health insurance by the time quarterly earnings hit the wire. Verizon,

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  • The New Campus Survival Skill: Duck, Cover, And Don’t Say “White Supremacy” Out Loud

    The New Campus Survival Skill: Duck, Cover, And Don’t Say “White Supremacy” Out Loud

    Indiana discovers that if you squint hard enough, teaching racism is now suppressing intellectual diversity. The modern university used to worry about things like research output, crumbling lecture halls, and whether students would riot if the dining hall replaced curly fries with the straight, morally ambiguous kind. Indiana University Bloomington has discovered a more avant

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  • Trump’s MAGA: From “Save the Children” to “Hoax, Move On”

    Trump’s MAGA: From “Save the Children” to “Hoax, Move On”

    When receipts finally pointed inward, the outrage machine swapped sirens for excuses. There is a particular silence that follows a scream. It is not peace. It is calculation. For years, MAGA’s media ecosystem trained its audience to chase phantoms through pizzerias and Instagram posts, to read secret codes on menus, to believe that a ring

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  • From Aloy to All-In: When Horizon Goes MMO and Mobile—and the Monsters Charge

    From Aloy to All-In: When Horizon Goes MMO and Mobile—and the Monsters Charge

    I have a confession to make: I love MMOs. Give me the dark parking lot of EverQuest, the regimented raiding towers of World of Warcraft, the sprawling social village of Final Fantasy XIV—I’ve sat through login queues, ignored dinner invites, and hasta-la-vida’d sleep for one last respawn. So when Sony Interactive Entertainment and NCSOFT revealed

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  • Where Did the Money Go, Don? The Great Trump Tariff Refund Panic

    Where Did the Money Go, Don? The Great Trump Tariff Refund Panic

    It’s hard to take a “billionaire” seriously when he keeps losing count of his billions. But here we are again, watching Donald Trump tell the country that if the Supreme Court rules against his tariffs, America will owe “three trillion dollars.” Three trillion. By breakfast, that number will probably be six. By dinner, he’ll say

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  • The Great Trump MAGA Cleanse: When a President Uses the Pardon Power Like a Leaf Blower in a Crime Scene

    The Great Trump MAGA Cleanse: When a President Uses the Pardon Power Like a Leaf Blower in a Crime Scene

    The news broke like a dropped stack of subpoenas. President Donald Trump issued sweeping federal pardons to Rudy Giuliani, John Eastman, Mark Meadows, Christina Bobb, Boris Epshteyn, and dozens of false electors whose signatures still appear on documents that prosecutors occasionally hold up with tongs. Pardon attorney Ed Martin delivered the announcement with the weary

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