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Something Tender Survives Is Not a Love Story—It’s A Survival Story
Why I Wrote Something Tender SurvivesBuy it here When I first sat down to write Something Tender Survives, I didn’t know if I was building a novel or just trying to exhale. I’d written about trauma before—memoirs where I peeled back the skin of my past, bled truth onto the page, and called it healing.
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Elmo’s Dark Side: When a Fuzzy Red Muppet Becomes the Mouthpiece of Madness
In a plot twist no one saw coming—until the screenshot clutter hit the timeline—Elmo’s official X account went rogue. Instead of his usual brand of heartwarming check‑ins and cookie-fueled cheer, followers were greeted with hate-filled sludge: antisemitic slurs, racist tirades, conspiracy theories, and even a sudden obsession with the Epstein files (“Release the files, child
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The Chapters That Deserved Volumes: Small Town Gayby: Rebirth Isn’t Painless
Amazon Link: Rebirth Isn’t Painless From The Author When I wrote Small Town Gayby, I called it a fictional memoir—a mosaic of truth and storytelling that pieced together the outlines of my life into something whole. At the time, I needed a way to tell the story in one breath, to get it all out,
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He Gave Me a Reason to Want to Live: The Trauma Bible
Read it Here📘 The Trauma Bible: My Queer Psalms📚 Author Page Some books are written with trembling hands. Some with defiance. The Trauma Bible: My Queer Psalms was born from both. This collection is a love letter to survival—not the glossy, “everything’s fine now” kind, but the quiet, messy, deeply queer kind. The kind of
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The Menendez Brothers Might Be Walking—And Not Because of Good Behavior
In a plot twist no one saw coming—except maybe anyone who’s ever watched a true crime docuseries—Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge William C. Ryan just cracked open a legal time capsule from 1996 and asked the DA’s office a bold question: “You sure about that conviction?” Apparently, the answer might soon be “Eh… maybe
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When Nature Goes Full Arsonist: Grand Canyon Edition
Well, the Grand Canyon just rage-quit the season. In what meteorologists are calling a “climate-fueled hissy fit” and park officials are calling “deeply unfortunate,” a historic lodge on the North Rim of the Grand Canyon has been reduced to ashes, kindling, and charred guest comment cards. The wildfire that caused it? Fast, furious, and apparently
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2,062 Reasons to Say Thank You
I sat down to write this post thinking it would just be a quick “thanks y’all,” but the truth is—this milestone deserves more than that. Because when I launched these books into the world, I didn’t expect this. I didn’t expect 2,060 of you to download my eBooks. I didn’t expect 2 people to buy
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Kerrville Welcomes Its Most “Extraordinary” Visitor: The Einstein Visa Queen Returns!
BREAKING: The Hill Country was briefly graced with otherworldly greatness this week as Melania Trump, First Lady Emerita and alleged immigrant overachiever, descended upon Kerrville with her husband, the 45th and possibly 47th President, Donald J. Trump. Let’s hope ICE don’t find out. Locals were stunned to learn that Kerrville, long famous for its deer
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BUBONIC PLAGUE IN ARIZONA: 14TH CENTURY ICON MAKES UNWELCOME COMEBACK
FLAGSTAFF, AZ — Just when you thought the only plague still circulating was the group chat from your old job, northern Arizona has been struck by a blast from the past — and not the cool, vintage kind. Health officials have confirmed that a local resident has died from pneumonic plague, a grim throwback infection
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The Man of Steal: White House Declares Trump Superman in Latest Tweet
In a move that confirms we are living in the world’s most expensive community theater production, the White House has officially tweeted a photo of Donald Trump dressed as Superman—yes, that Superman—with the caption:“THE SYMBOL OF HOPE. TRUTH. JUSTICE. THE AMERICAN WAY. SUPERMAN TRUMP.” Somewhere in a Kansas cornfield, Clark Kent just facepalmed so hard