Latest posts
-
Why My Inner Monologue Is More Dramatic Than Any TV Show
Some people’s inner monologues are like gentle background music. Mine is a full-blown Emmy-nominated HBO drama with a six-season arc, two spin-offs, and a behind-the-scenes documentary about how it almost killed the lead actor. At any given moment, I’m simultaneously narrating, critiquing, catastrophizing, and monologuing like I’m auditioning for a Grey’s Anatomy finale. There are
-
Sweet November Revisited: When a Movie Hits Too Close to Home
There are movies that age like milk, movies that age like wine, and then there are movies that just sit quietly in your emotional pantry until one day you reopen them and realize—oh. Oh, I didn’t know this would hit so damn hard. Sweet November is one of those for me. Now, before I get
-
Succession Proved Wealth Is the Ugliest Horror Genre
Forget haunted houses. You want a real horror story? Give me four miserable billionaires locked in a penthouse, playing emotional Hunger Games with Daddy’s approval while the world burns below them. Succession didn’t just redefine prestige television—it redefined terror. Not with jump scares or ghosts, but with power, proximity, and poison dressed in Tom Ford
-
The Joys of a Bad Movie: A Masterclass in Unintentional Comedy
Let’s be honest: there are few things more satisfying than a truly terrible movie. Not “meh” movies—the bland, uninspired, forgettable kind that evaporate from your mind the moment the credits roll—but bad movies. The ones that swing for the cinematic fences and miss so hard they knock over the popcorn machine. I’m talking about films
-
Why My Favorite Band Is Niche (And Yours Should Be Too)
You probably haven’t heard of them. No really—my favorite band is so niche, I’m pretty sure I’m personally responsible for at least 37% of their Spotify streams. Their concerts feel like secret society meetings, their lyrics sound like they were pulled from the fever dream of a sad poet with ADHD, and their merch is
-
Why Every Online Review Is a Micro-Drama (and I’m the Critic)
There is no battlefield more chaotic, more charged, and more unintentionally hilarious than the comment section of an online review. I’m not talking about Rotten Tomatoes or even Yelp’s greatest hits. I mean the ones on Amazon, Google, and TripAdvisor. The ones that read like diary entries written during a nervous breakdown or an audition
-
The Absurdity of ‘Work-Life Balance’ When Your Work is Your Life
Ah yes, the mythical unicorn of modern adulthood: work-life balance. That cute little phrase HR departments whisper like a bedtime story while quietly sending you emails at 11:47 p.m. on a Sunday. It’s the professional equivalent of telling a single mom to “just take a bubble bath” as if lavender-scented suds will erase her third
-
The Secret Language of Hotel Guests: Decoding Their Unspoken Demands
Working in a hotel is like being a linguist, a psychic, and a hostage negotiator all at once. You learn quickly that guests speak in code—not official code, mind you, but a mystifying, often passive-aggressive dialect I like to call Guestish. It’s a language without conjugation but heavy on implication. There’s very little direct communication,
-
The Hangover Effect: How One Trilogy Redefined the Comedy Road Trip (for Better or Worse)
There are moments in pop culture that don’t just land — they detonate. The Hangover, released in 2009, wasn’t just a hit. It was a full-on cultural wildfire that lit up movie theaters, bachelor parties, and your drunk friend’s retelling of that one time in Vegas. And while the sequels may have divided audiences and