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  • Deportation Nation: The Purge of ICE and the Rise of Border Patrol Theater

    Deportation Nation: The Purge of ICE and the Rise of Border Patrol Theater

    Every administration has its signature moment of bureaucratic chaos—the thing historians will point to and say, ah yes, that’s when the clown car caught fire. For Trump 2.0, that moment has arrived in the form of a mass decapitation inside ICE, where up to a dozen field office chiefs are reportedly being removed or reassigned

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  • What If Jesus Voted? Immigration, Healthcare, and Feeding the Hungry Would Win

    What If Jesus Voted? Immigration, Healthcare, and Feeding the Hungry Would Win

    He said welcome the stranger, heal the sick, and give to the poor, which sounds a lot like policy priorities and not a Sunday slogan. I did not grow up with a theology degree. I grew up with casseroles at funerals, a choir that sang off key with conviction, and a rotating cast of adults

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  • Gavin Newsom Has Entered The 2028 Presidential Chat

    Gavin Newsom Has Entered The 2028 Presidential Chat

    Some politicians run for president. Others just wait until the universe hands them a feud that doubles as an audition. Gavin Newsom appears to have found his in a televised spat about truck drivers, English proficiency, and the statistical miracle of California’s 40% lower fatal crash rate. During his CBS News Sunday Morning interview, Newsom

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  • Eat the Rich, Not the Ramen: America’s Favorite Pastime of Blaming Hungry People on SNAP for Being Poor

    Eat the Rich, Not the Ramen: America’s Favorite Pastime of Blaming Hungry People on SNAP for Being Poor

    America has a long, proud tradition of punching down. We could have been the country that invented bullet trains or universal childcare, but instead we perfected the art of yelling “Get a job!” at someone carrying a bag of store-brand cereal and a SNAP card. Forty-two million people are on the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program,

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  • The Dronefather: How Trump Turned the Sky into a Family Business

    The Dronefather: How Trump Turned the Sky into a Family Business

    It starts, as all American dystopias do, with a slogan and a waiver. On June 6, President Trump signed two executive orders declaring it was time to “unleash American drone dominance” and “restore airspace sovereignty.” Which sounds patriotic enough—until you realize it’s the bureaucratic equivalent of saying, “We’re going to fill the sky with surveillance

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  • Trump Is The Speaker of The House and Mike Johnson Forgot How to Speak

    Trump Is The Speaker of The House and Mike Johnson Forgot How to Speak

    Somewhere between the Capitol dome and Mar-a-Lago, the People’s House misplaced its voice. The New York Times tried to call it “a portrait,” but it read more like an autopsy. Speaker Mike Johnson, the man theoretically third in line to the presidency, has kept the House out of session for most of the shutdown, spending

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  • Trump’s Meme Administration: When the Government’s Group Chat Took Over the Country

    Trump’s Meme Administration: When the Government’s Group Chat Took Over the Country

    Somewhere between the press briefing room and a Fortnite lobby, the machinery of American governance appears to have been replaced by a collection of preteens armed with official seals, a ring light, and an unhealthy relationship with social media validation. The official feeds of the White House, DOJ, Pentagon, and assorted Cabinet offices now read

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  • Trump Carrier for Cartels? The USS Gerald R. Ford Isn’t in the Med. It’s in the Caribbean, and the Script Just Changed

    Trump Carrier for Cartels? The USS Gerald R. Ford Isn’t in the Med. It’s in the Caribbean, and the Script Just Changed

    There’s a plain, brutal fact: the United States’ most advanced super-carrier has been pulled from its European itinerary and ordered into the Caribbean. The USS Gerald R. Ford — along with its air wing, escorts, surveillance stack and thousands of sailors — is now headed into the U.S. Southern Command region. The official story: it’s

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  • Happy One Year Anniversary: Love in a Car, Love from Afar

    Happy One Year Anniversary: Love in a Car, Love from Afar

    Happy one-year anniversary to the man who changed everything. A year ago, I couldn’t have imagined how deeply two souls could fit together until I met you. From those first late-night talks that stretched until sunrise, to our road trips through deserts and coastlines, to the quiet mornings where life feels simple and right—you’ve shown

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  • Divide, Distract, Deregulate, Disappear: Your Anger Was Focus-Grouped

    Divide, Distract, Deregulate, Disappear: Your Anger Was Focus-Grouped

    Culture-war noise keeps you busy while antitrust is gutted, noncompetes spread, and public money builds luxury towers. The Hand in Your Pocket Is Wearing a Cufflink The oldest magic trick in politics begins with a sigh and ends with your wallet. The sigh is theatrical, “What is happening to our great nation?”, and the wallet

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