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Gen Z Lives at Home Because They’re Smart, Not Lazy—And Also Because Rent Is a Crime Now

Let’s all take a deep breath and thank Generation Z. No, not for their TikTok dances or the fact that they somehow revived low-rise jeans, but for refusing to play the rigged Monopoly game we keep handing them and asking, “Why don’t you just buy Boardwalk?” They’re not buying Boardwalk. They’re moving back into Marvin
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Finally, Equal Rights to Cringe: “I Kissed A Boy” Puts Gays Where They Belong—on Trashy Dating Shows

So it’s finally happened. The gays have a dating show. Not a makeover show. Not a trauma documentary. Not another sob-stained coming out arc framed by string lights and tearful piano music. An actual, honest-to-God dating show. And not just any dating show—a trashy, sun-drenched, kissing-at-hello reality dating show with barely clothed men, confessionals, and
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“Oops! All Felons”: New Orleans Accidentally Launches a Surprise Guest Star Into the Wild

The city of New Orleans—where beads fly, potholes breed, and municipal systems run on gumbo and guesswork—has delivered its latest trick: releasing an inmate due to a “clerical error.” A phrase that, in theory, should mean someone got the date wrong on a form—not that a man accused of attempted murder now has a head
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The Future of Work Is Bleak, Unregulated, and Happily Branded as “Freedom”

Welcome to 2025, where the American Dream has been converted into a 1099 form and a Slack notification. The office is dead, the commute is optional, and your job description now includes “personal brand ambassador” and “self-motivated hope archaeologist.” Let’s talk about the “future of work,” shall we? A phrase that once conjured images of
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Opera, Trade, and Deportation Roulette: A Week in the Trump Administration That Somehow All Makes Sense

It’s hard to say what week we’re in—politically, cosmically, or narratively—but it’s clear the Trump administration is back on its greatest-hits tour. Only this time, the album’s scratched, the vocals are louder, and the backup dancers are Congressional interns filing ethics waivers. In just a few days, we’ve seen an opera house rebranded like a




