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“Oops! All Felons”: New Orleans Accidentally Launches a Surprise Guest Star Into the Wild

The city of New Orleans—where beads fly, potholes breed, and municipal systems run on gumbo and guesswork—has delivered its latest trick: releasing an inmate due to a “clerical error.” A phrase that, in theory, should mean someone got the date wrong on a form—not that a man accused of attempted murder now has a head
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The Future of Work Is Bleak, Unregulated, and Happily Branded as “Freedom”

Welcome to 2025, where the American Dream has been converted into a 1099 form and a Slack notification. The office is dead, the commute is optional, and your job description now includes “personal brand ambassador” and “self-motivated hope archaeologist.” Let’s talk about the “future of work,” shall we? A phrase that once conjured images of
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Opera, Trade, and Deportation Roulette: A Week in the Trump Administration That Somehow All Makes Sense

It’s hard to say what week we’re in—politically, cosmically, or narratively—but it’s clear the Trump administration is back on its greatest-hits tour. Only this time, the album’s scratched, the vocals are louder, and the backup dancers are Congressional interns filing ethics waivers. In just a few days, we’ve seen an opera house rebranded like a
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This Isn’t the Breakdown We Paid For: The American Concert Experience, Now With Bonus Trauma

There was a time—not long ago—when you could attend a live show and expect nothing more than $18 beers, overpriced parking, and the existential dread of being the oldest person in the crowd wearing glitter. That was the pact. You show up, the band plays, you lose your voice, maybe your dignity, and you limp
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Trump’s Legs Are Tired. America is Too.

In news that will shock absolutely no one who’s seen a senior citizen in a golf cart wearing three layers of bronzer and rage, Donald Trump has been diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency (CVI)—which, to the medically uninitiated, translates roughly to: his veins are tired of the bullshit too.




