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  • The Small Town Gayby Chronicles: Surviving, Healing, and Telling the Truth Out Loud

    The Small Town Gayby Chronicles: Surviving, Healing, and Telling the Truth Out Loud

    See All My Books Here | Amazon Author Page There’s a certain kind of story you only live if the world tries to erase you from the moment you can speak. And if you survive it, you either bury it so deep it rots you from the inside—or you put it on paper so nobody

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  • The 7% American Dream

    The 7% American Dream

    Mortgage rates are now brushing 7%, and the experts—those same people who didn’t see 2008 coming, who told us crypto was the future, and who still insist kale is delicious—are saying the days of historic lows are “probably over.” Translation: welcome to your forever rent. Seven percent doesn’t sound like much until you remember that

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  • From the ER to Elder Care: How My Career Inspired Sunset on Cloud Nine

    From the ER to Elder Care: How My Career Inspired Sunset on Cloud Nine

    Read Sunset on Cloud Nine here | Visit my Amazon Author Page Before I ever wrote Sunset on Cloud Nine, I lived it. I started my nursing career in the chaos of the Emergency Room — the kind of place where “normal” means treating a gunshot victim while a drunk guy in the next bay

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  • Chikungunya: Because the World Looked at 2025 and Said “Not Weird Enough Yet”

    Chikungunya: Because the World Looked at 2025 and Said “Not Weird Enough Yet”

    Just when you thought international travel had gotten too predictable—what with the climate collapse, digital border surveillance, and in-flight toddlers listening to CoComelon without headphones—the Chikungunya virus has re-emerged, now spreading through southern China like a mispronounced curse word in a ninth-grade spelling bee. And naturally, the U.S. has issued a travel advisory, because nothing

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  • Britney Spears Is Not Performing at the VMAs. And Honestly, That’s the Real Performance.

    Britney Spears Is Not Performing at the VMAs. And Honestly, That’s the Real Performance.

    Britney Spears’ absence from the 2025 MTV VMAs signals a profound artistic statement about autonomy and healing. Her decision not to perform highlights the tension between public expectation and personal choice, emphasizing that she owes nothing to fans. This silence may be her most powerful act, redefining what it means to reclaim agency.

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  • Silence of the Stern: The $500 Million Whisper at the End of the Dial

    Silence of the Stern: The $500 Million Whisper at the End of the Dial

    Howard Stern’s contract with SiriusXM, ending in 2025, faces uncertainty as the company considers not renewing it amid dwindling subscriptions and shifting media landscapes. Once a revolutionary figure in radio, Stern’s expensive legacy now seems misaligned with modern content preferences, reflecting a broader decline of traditional audio platforms in an evolving industry.

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  • Side Effects May Include: Inflation, Nationalism, and Spontaneous Economic Collapse

    Side Effects May Include: Inflation, Nationalism, and Spontaneous Economic Collapse

    In a recent episode of The Price is Wrong, Trump proposed imposing 250% tariffs on imported pharmaceuticals, claiming other countries are unfairly pricing medications. This move threatens to significantly raise costs for American patients, burdening the working class while masking the initiative as nationalism. The plan risks pushing the sick further into financial despair without…

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  • We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Panic: Hurricane Season, Sponsored by Anxiety and Sandbags

    We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Panic: Hurricane Season, Sponsored by Anxiety and Sandbags

    Ah, August. That magical time of year when the air turns to soup, your dog refuses to go outside, and your neighbor starts casually mentioning evacuation routes like it’s small talk. Yes, friends—it’s officially Hurricane Season™. The East Coast is once again flirting with Mother Nature’s wrath, and this year she seems especially cranky. Maybe

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  • Gen Z Lives at Home Because They’re Smart, Not Lazy—And Also Because Rent Is a Crime Now

    Gen Z Lives at Home Because They’re Smart, Not Lazy—And Also Because Rent Is a Crime Now

    Let’s all take a deep breath and thank Generation Z. No, not for their TikTok dances or the fact that they somehow revived low-rise jeans, but for refusing to play the rigged Monopoly game we keep handing them and asking, “Why don’t you just buy Boardwalk?” They’re not buying Boardwalk. They’re moving back into Marvin

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  • Finally, Equal Rights to Cringe: “I Kissed A Boy” Puts Gays Where They Belong—on Trashy Dating Shows

    Finally, Equal Rights to Cringe: “I Kissed A Boy” Puts Gays Where They Belong—on Trashy Dating Shows

    So it’s finally happened. The gays have a dating show. Not a makeover show. Not a trauma documentary. Not another sob-stained coming out arc framed by string lights and tearful piano music. An actual, honest-to-God dating show. And not just any dating show—a trashy, sun-drenched, kissing-at-hello reality dating show with barely clothed men, confessionals, and

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