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Eighty Years Later, We’re Still Pretending We Don’t Like the Big Red Button

In Nagasaki today, the air was thick with solemnity, speeches, and the unshakable human tendency to swear off dangerous toys while keeping them polished and ready in the basement. The city marked the 80th anniversary of the atomic bombing—a moment that forever seared itself into the world’s conscience—by calling for nuclear disarmament. Politicians, dignitaries, survivors,
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When the Bear Meets the Eagle in a Walmart Parking Lot: Trump, Putin, and the Art of the Ceasefire

On August 15th, President Trump will meet Vladimir Putin in the most geopolitically neutral ground imaginable: Alaska. Not Geneva, not Vienna—Alaska. A location that says, “We could’ve done this at the G7, but we were both craving a halibut sandwich.”
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The 7% American Dream

Mortgage rates are now brushing 7%, and the experts—those same people who didn’t see 2008 coming, who told us crypto was the future, and who still insist kale is delicious—are saying the days of historic lows are “probably over.” Translation: welcome to your forever rent. Seven percent doesn’t sound like much until you remember that
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Chikungunya: Because the World Looked at 2025 and Said “Not Weird Enough Yet”

Just when you thought international travel had gotten too predictable—what with the climate collapse, digital border surveillance, and in-flight toddlers listening to CoComelon without headphones—the Chikungunya virus has re-emerged, now spreading through southern China like a mispronounced curse word in a ninth-grade spelling bee. And naturally, the U.S. has issued a travel advisory, because nothing
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Silence of the Stern: The $500 Million Whisper at the End of the Dial

Howard Stern’s contract with SiriusXM, ending in 2025, faces uncertainty as the company considers not renewing it amid dwindling subscriptions and shifting media landscapes. Once a revolutionary figure in radio, Stern’s expensive legacy now seems misaligned with modern content preferences, reflecting a broader decline of traditional audio platforms in an evolving industry.
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Side Effects May Include: Inflation, Nationalism, and Spontaneous Economic Collapse

In a recent episode of The Price is Wrong, Trump proposed imposing 250% tariffs on imported pharmaceuticals, claiming other countries are unfairly pricing medications. This move threatens to significantly raise costs for American patients, burdening the working class while masking the initiative as nationalism. The plan risks pushing the sick further into financial despair without…



