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Marjorie Taylor Greene Discovers Health Care Costs Money: A MAGA Swan Breaks Formation
If you’ve been wondering what happens when a political creature of pure MAGA instinct suddenly develops a pre-existing condition called “reality,” you need look no further than Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s recent metamorphosis. NBC News reported on October 9, 2025, that Greene—yes, the same woman who once made headlines for chasing David Hogg through Capitol
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Charlie Sheen and the Eternal Circus of American Redemption
We are a nation addicted to watching houses burn down and then clapping when the insurance check arrives. That, in essence, is the plotline of Charlie Sheen’s life, which is now getting the full treatment—documentary, book, the kind of cultural reappraisal usually reserved for wars or Woodstock. Why Charlie Sheen? Because he’s perfect for us.
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CDC Throws Out the Blanket, Hands You a Needle and a Therapist Instead
It happened with all the subtlety of a balloon deflating at a child’s birthday party: on October 6, 2025, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention decided that the era of sweeping, one-size-fits-all COVID vaccine guidance is officially over. No more “everyone six months and up gets a shot” slogans. No more universal calendar reminders.
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Republicans Know How to Win, Democrats Know How to Lose, Let’s Steal the Playbook and Keep Our Souls
If American politics were a sport, Republicans would be the team that shows up in matching uniforms, drills the exact same play for three seasons, and then executes it with a discipline usually reserved for marching bands and cults. Democrats, by contrast, would be the club team made up of brilliant but argumentative grad students
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Where Bullets Meet the Capitol: A Reconstruction of Montgomery’s Crossfire
In Montgomery, the night’s quiet cracks open, and gunfire bursts across Bibbs and Commerce, less than a mile from the state Capitol. Within minutes, chaos reigns: fourteen shot, including minors, two dead—one a teenager, one a mother. The city’s heart, at its most public junction, becomes a battlefield. It’s a tragedy with all the frightening
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Speaker Johnson’s Imaginary Health Plan: How to Invent a Shutdown Crisis in One Sound Bite
The playbook is simple. Find a bureaucratic chart so boring it could put actuaries to sleep, then scream into a cable-news camera that it means “Democrats are shutting down the government to give illegal immigrants free health care.” If you’re lucky, you’ll trend on X by lunchtime. If you’re Mike Johnson, you repeat it on
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The Shutdown Kings: This Was The GOP’s Project 2025 Plan All Along
It is a curious thing to watch a political party hold every lever of government power—White House, Senate, House of Representatives, and Supreme Court—then turn to the public with the wide eyes of a hostage negotiator and insist that it is someone else’s fault they cannot govern. It is like inheriting the keys to the
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Rival Queens and Viral Warzones: Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj
Rap’s version of battlefield diplomacy rarely comes with ceasefires. On the night of October 2, 2025, the feud between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj flared anew—and not in diss tracks or stadium tours, but across social media, text threads, and half-deleted taunts. Cardi accused Nicki of being “on heavy drugs,” bipolar, schizophrenic, a “possessed drug
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The Reboot Nobody Ordered: Make America Sick Again
It is 2025, and America has managed to drag an old virus out of retirement like a boy band on a nostalgia tour. Not the fun kind of reboot—no slick streaming revival, no “Measles: The Musical.” This is a disease revival, unwanted, unnecessary, and entirely predictable. The CDC’s latest report confirms 1,544 measles cases so
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Shut It Down (to “Save” ACA): Democrats’ Gambit or Political Pyrrhic Victory?
When the federal lights went dark at 12:01 a.m., they went dark not from incompetence but by design. On Day One of the shutdown, Democrats—led by Schumer and Jeffries—did something rare: they leaned into it. They embraced disruption as leverage. They would treat a government shutdown not as failure, but battlefield, by insisting that any