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  • iPhone 17 Air, Pro, and the Gospel of “Good Enough AI”: What Apple Really Sold You

    iPhone 17 Air, Pro, and the Gospel of “Good Enough AI”: What Apple Really Sold You

    Apple didn’t throw a pep rally for artificial intelligence. It staged a fashion show for rectangles. Four phones, one new tier, one very thin thesis: design, battery, camera—and then we’ll whisper “AI” like a kitchen appliance setting. The headline isn’t sentience. It’s silhouette. The new iPhone Air arrives as a sheet of resolve: 5.6 mm…

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  • Welcome to the Two-Legged Economy: Health Care, Hotels, and Everyone Else on Crutches

    Welcome to the Two-Legged Economy: Health Care, Hotels, and Everyone Else on Crutches

    America’s economy has always been a circus, but lately it feels like the trapeze act is down to two ropes. On September 7, 2025, after the latest jobs report limped across the stage, the spotlight revealed a recovery balanced precariously on just two legs: health care and hospitality. Everything else—manufacturing, construction, retail, logistics, white-collar offices—is…

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  • The Man Who Shot Down Shots: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and the Public Health Hunger Games

    The Man Who Shot Down Shots: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and the Public Health Hunger Games

    The curtain was finally pulled back on the chaos at the heart of American public health. And behind it wasn’t a wizard, or even a bureaucrat in a lab coat. It was Robert F. Kennedy Jr.—HHS Secretary, anti-vaccine crusader turned federal kingpin of medicine, and proof that if you complain loudly enough about mercury in…

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  • Trump’s Bruised Hand, Swollen Ankles, and the Press That Forgot How to Ask Questions

    Trump’s Bruised Hand, Swollen Ankles, and the Press That Forgot How to Ask Questions

    On September 5, 2025, media critic Margaret Sullivan delivered what should’ve been obvious but somehow wasn’t: the mainstream press is tiptoeing around President Donald J. Trump’s health. Days have gone by without a sighting. When he does appear, the ankles look like someone stuffed dinner rolls into his socks, his hand is bruised like a…

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  • The Jobs Report That Wasn’t a Crash, Just a Stall With the Seatbelt Light On

    The Jobs Report That Wasn’t a Crash, Just a Stall With the Seatbelt Light On

    On September 5, 2025, the August jobs report landed like an anemic cough. U.S. nonfarm payrolls rose by a mere 22,000, a number so small you could tuck it into a single suburban warehouse and still have space for a pickleball court. The unemployment rate ticked up to 4.3%, the highest in nearly four years.…

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  • Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vs. Science: The Senate Hearing That Doubled as a Public Health Funeral

    Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vs. Science: The Senate Hearing That Doubled as a Public Health Funeral

    On September 4, 2025, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.—yes, that Kennedy, now moonlighting as the nation’s Health and Human Services Secretary—sat before the Senate Finance Committee for a grilling so blistering it should’ve required SPF 100. What unfolded was three hours of bipartisan carnage, a hearing less about policy than about the collective horror of watching…

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  • Jimmy Kimmel vs. The Delicate, Chubby Little Teacup

    Jimmy Kimmel vs. The Delicate, Chubby Little Teacup

    On September 2, 2025, Jimmy Kimmel returned from a two-month vacation and delivered a monologue so sharp you could butter your toast with it. He didn’t just dip into politics. He torched the President of the United States with the glee of a man who’d been storing up insults in a Notes app all summer.…

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  • Texas Bans the Candy Clouds: SB 2024 and the War on Vapes (But Not Really)

    Texas Bans the Candy Clouds: SB 2024 and the War on Vapes (But Not Really)

    Texas has a gift for declaring victory before the battle even begins. On September 1, 2025, the state flipped the switch on Senate Bill 2024, a law so sweeping, so meticulous in its micromanagement of vapor and smoke, that it reads less like public health policy and more like a paranoid parent’s diary. The law…

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  • Texas Passes 835 New Laws in One Night The Midnight Mass of Statecraft

    Texas Passes 835 New Laws in One Night The Midnight Mass of Statecraft

    Texas loves a spectacle. Rodeos, Friday night lights, the eternal battle between Whataburger and In-N-Out. But nothing captures the state’s flair for drama like September 1, 2025, when 835 new laws took effect at the stroke of midnight. Not one or two. Not even a tidy fifty. Eight hundred and thirty-five. If democracy is usually…

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  • In Defense of the Binge: Why Autoplay Is the New Therapy

    In Defense of the Binge: Why Autoplay Is the New Therapy

    On August 29, 2025, researchers at the University of Georgia committed the academic equivalent of saying the quiet part out loud: binge-watching might actually be good for you. Their peer-reviewed study, published in Acta Psychologica, didn’t just poke at the pop culture habit everyone denies and everyone does—it blessed it, like a priest sprinkling holy…

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