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  • 107 Days of Recklessness: The Democrats Let Ego Write the Playbook

    107 Days of Recklessness: The Democrats Let Ego Write the Playbook

    Kamala Harris has decided the best way to heal the wounds of 2024 is to re-open them in hardcover. 107 Days, her memoir about the hundred-odd days between Biden’s exit and her own defeat to Donald Trump, isn’t even out yet and already it has Democrats chewing the furniture. The headline excerpt: it was “recklessness”…

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  • iPhone 17 Air, Pro, and the Gospel of “Good Enough AI”: What Apple Really Sold You

    iPhone 17 Air, Pro, and the Gospel of “Good Enough AI”: What Apple Really Sold You

    Apple didn’t throw a pep rally for artificial intelligence. It staged a fashion show for rectangles. Four phones, one new tier, one very thin thesis: design, battery, camera—and then we’ll whisper “AI” like a kitchen appliance setting. The headline isn’t sentience. It’s silhouette. The new iPhone Air arrives as a sheet of resolve: 5.6 mm…

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  • The Gospel of Countdown and Shrug: Mel Robbins’s DIY Serenity Prayer

    The Gospel of Countdown and Shrug: Mel Robbins’s DIY Serenity Prayer

    Self-help is America’s unofficial national pastime. Baseball, apple pie, and the endless hunt for a three-word mantra to finally make us tolerable to ourselves. Into this crowded bazaar of affirmations and hacks waltzed Mel Robbins, who has done the impossible: sold millions of copies of not one but two rules for living that could fit…

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  • Tom Hanks, the Wokest Man Alive: How America Lost Its War Against Niceness

    Tom Hanks, the Wokest Man Alive: How America Lost Its War Against Niceness

    Once upon a time, the biggest threat Tom Hanks posed to national security was making every American cry in unison. Whether storming Omaha Beach or talking to a volleyball, Hanks specialized in weaponized empathy. He was our cinematic dad, our comfort-food patriot, the guy who could make a two-and-a-half-hour movie about the postal service (The…

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  • E. Jean Carroll vs. Donald Trump: The $83.3 Million Reminder That Defamation Still Has a Price Tag

    E. Jean Carroll vs. Donald Trump: The $83.3 Million Reminder That Defamation Still Has a Price Tag

    The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals issued a unanimous per curiam decision that might as well have been subtitled “Actions Have Consequences, Even for Presidents Who Think They’re Immune to Consequences.” The ruling upheld the $83.3 million defamation judgment against Donald J. Trump in Carroll v. Trump (No. 24-644), rejecting his immunity claim with…

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  • Fox Succession: Billion-Dollar Blood Feud, Season Finale

    Fox Succession: Billion-Dollar Blood Feud, Season Finale

    Rupert Murdoch—still kicking at ninety-four, though now more embalmed than alive—closed the latest family cage fight over who gets to steer the Fox propaganda mothership into the next few decades. The result: a $3.3 billion settlement that removed Prudence, Elisabeth, and James Murdoch from the family trust like contestants voted off an island. Each walked…

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  • Article II and a Boatload of Problems: How to Commit Extrajudicial Murder Without Even Calling It War

    Article II and a Boatload of Problems: How to Commit Extrajudicial Murder Without Even Calling It War

    America has always had a complicated relationship with international law. We like to write it, we like to invoke it, and—when convenient—we like to fold it into a paper airplane and see how far it flies before bursting into flames over someone else’s territorial waters. On September 3, 2025, U.S. forces killed 11 people in…

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  • The Cult of the Supporter and Why I Don’t Give a Damn About Trump

    The Cult of the Supporter and Why I Don’t Give a Damn About Trump

    Let me say it again for the people in the cheap seats: I don’t give a damn about Donald Trump. Not a single molecule of my being is interested in his daily diet of McNuggets, the awkward orange glow of his tanning bed addiction, or the bizarre way he insists on pronouncing “China” like he’s…

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  • The Machines Won’t Kill Us—But the Shareholders Might

    The Machines Won’t Kill Us—But the Shareholders Might

    On September 6, 2025, Geoffrey Hinton—better known as the “godfather of AI” and now the reluctant Cassandra of our algorithmic era—delivered a blunt sermon to Fortune. AI, he argued, will not simply usher in a productivity boom or a Skynet apocalypse. No, its most reliable prophecy is more familiar: a massive rise in profits for…

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  • The Billion-Dollar Curse (or How to Win Powerball and Lose Your Soul)

    The Billion-Dollar Curse (or How to Win Powerball and Lose Your Soul)

    The Powerball jackpot is back in the headlines, bloated to an eye-watering $1.8 billion—the second-largest in U.S. history. Cable anchors are giddy, bodega clerks are rolling their eyes, and somewhere in the distance you can hear Dave Ramsey prepping a sermon about why you should’ve invested that $2 instead. But let’s say you buy the…

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