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  • When You Fire the Weatherman, Don’t Act Surprised When the Sky Kills You

    When You Fire the Weatherman, Don’t Act Surprised When the Sky Kills You

    America loves a good disaster, as long as it happens far enough away to make for cinematic B-roll. The Bering Sea monster that shredded western Alaska this week—one part typhoon, one part apocalypse—checked all the right boxes: 100-mile-per-hour winds, a record storm surge, homes swallowed whole, hundreds displaced, one confirmed death, and a governor insisting

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  • No Kings Day: America’s Most Patriotic Middle Finger

    No Kings Day: America’s Most Patriotic Middle Finger

    The founders would have loved this. Not the powdered wig cosplay or the “Don’t Tread on Me” truck decals that confuse tyranny with speed limits—but the idea that millions of Americans could, in 2025, look at a would-be monarch and collectively say: nope. This October 18, No Kings Day returns. And if June was the

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  • The Pentagon Has Entered Its “No Reporters, Please” Era

    The Pentagon Has Entered Its “No Reporters, Please” Era

    The building that invented acronyms, leaks, and irony has decided it’s allergic to all three. According to CNN’s media desk, the Pentagon under Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has rolled out sweeping new restrictions that would make even the Kremlin’s press office blush. The new “access pledge” requires journalists to sign away their ability to do

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  • The Death of Facts: How Ring Wing America Replaced Reality with Programming

    The Death of Facts: How Ring Wing America Replaced Reality with Programming

    There was a time, not all that long ago, when America had one reality. It wasn’t perfect, but at least it was shared. We all tuned in to Walter Cronkite or Peter Jennings or Dan Rather. The evening news would come on, everyone would collectively lower their voices, and for thirty blessed minutes the country

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  • Orwell Meets New Trump Reality: 2 + 2 = Whatever the Algorithm Says

    Orwell Meets New Trump Reality: 2 + 2 = Whatever the Algorithm Says

    Somewhere between your tenth doomscroll of the morning and your third attempt to remember which war we’re supposed to care about this week, PBS quietly aired the most important documentary of the decade — Raoul Peck’s Orwell: 2+2=5 — and almost no one noticed, because there wasn’t a trailer trending on TikTok. It’s a film

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  • The Riyadh Comedy Festival Where the Joke Is You

    There’s a new punchline in Riyadh this week, and it isn’t coming from the mouths of Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Bill Burr, or Pete Davidson. It’s the sound of cash registers ringing, echoing louder than any laugh track, in a hall where more than fifty Western comics are performing for Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman

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  • Shutdown Roulette: Now Playing, “Will You Get Paid for the Work You Already Did?”

    Shutdown Roulette: Now Playing, “Will You Get Paid for the Work You Already Did?”

    The United States government has perfected a kind of experimental theater in which the actors are unpaid, the audience is hostage, and the script is rewritten mid-performance by whichever lawyer has the best thesaurus. This week’s act: the White House Office of Management and Budget arguing, with the straight face of a man who has

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  • “Democrat Layoffs” and the Great Shutdown Purge

    “Democrat Layoffs” and the Great Shutdown Purge

    Day five of the shutdown, and the White House’s playbook just got darker. At 12:01 a.m. on October 1, federal funding lapsed. By October 5, director Kevin Hassett appeared on State of the Union to publicly warn: yes, mass federal layoffs could begin—if Trump deems negotiations “going nowhere.” He framed this as a conditional escalation,

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  • When A Flag Becomes a Leash: Greta Thunberg Allegedly Abused In Israeli Custody

    When A Flag Becomes a Leash: Greta Thunberg Allegedly Abused In Israeli Custody

    On October 1, 2025, a flotilla bound for Gaza sailed into what Israel calls “safe enforcement space,” and was met not with olive branches but steel wires, naval power, and fists on deck. More than 450 activists—sailing from over 40 countries—were hauled off armed ships in international waters, their humanitarian mission interrupted, their bodies exposed,

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  • Resistance Cities Under Siege: Targeting Suggests “Feature, Not Bug” Fascism

    Resistance Cities Under Siege: Targeting Suggests “Feature, Not Bug” Fascism

    What do Portland, Los Angeles, Washington DC, Chicago, and Memphis have in common? Not just good food, iconic skylines, or an endless supply of artists who never get paid on time. No, their shared distinction is more sinister: each is a bullseye on the Trump administration’s dartboard of dissent. If you’ve noticed that raids, patrols,

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