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Back-to-School Essentials (Beyond the Basics): A Discoverable Listicle for the End of the World
The back-to-school season has transformed from nostalgic simplicity into a complex reality filled with heightened anxieties and survival needs. Essential items now reflect societal issues, from bulletproof backpacks to trauma-informed water bottles. Amidst the consumer frenzy, parents grapple with emotional burdens while hoping for their children’s safety and well-being in a precarious world.
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The Earth Is Already Trying to Leave My Birthday Early
Because of course it is. Sometime in the next 24 hours, Earth is projected to complete one of its fastest full rotations in recorded history—shaving off just enough time to make my birthday the second shortest day… ever. Scientists call it a freak geophysical acceleration. I call it emotionally resonant. The Earth hasn’t even done
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This Is Not a Drill: When the Soft Launch Goes Nuclear
📘 The Soft Launch | 🖇️ Amazon Author Page Let’s get one thing clear: I don’t write fairy tales. I write survival stories dressed up like genre fiction. Horror in heels. Romance in red flags. Comedy that comes with trauma triggers and a Google Doc of therapy notes. Because real love doesn’t arrive with a
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You’re Fired: Trump Finds the Real Culprit Behind America’s Job Woes (Hint: It’s Not Capitalism)
In a surprising twist that shocked absolutely no one, former President Donald J. Trump has once again taken bold, decisive, and entirely unhinged action against the greatest threat to American prosperity: math. Specifically, the kind of math that results in job reports that make him look bad. Following a “disappointing” economic update, which revealed that
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Bite Marks Don’t Heal Right: Griefcore with Fangs and the Dangerous Act of Staying
Two men: one immortal, one terminal. Neither knows how to stay. Bite Marks Don’t Heal Right is a haunting queer love story about choosing someone, even when time is running out. No melodrama. Just blood, silence, and the kind of intimacy that bruises where no one can see.
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July’s Over. Thank You, Everyone: 7,174 Books Sold, 64 Titles Published, and One Heart About to Burst
In July, I sold 7,174 books across 64 titles—my first full month of self-publishing after years of silence and shelved manuscripts. From memoir to romance to horror, you showed up. Thank you. Every read, share, and review keeps this dream alive.
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Alone Together™: How to Cure Loneliness with Wi-Fi, Vague Eye Contact, and Corporate Wellness Emails
If you’re feeling lonely in 2025, good news: you’re not alone. You are, in fact, part of a globally trending demographic—a vast, echoing chorus of fully-charged devices and emotionally uncharged people, all sending each other “just checking in” texts while lying motionless on separate couches. We live in the most hyper-connected society in history. You
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Kamala Harris Declines to Govern: California Weeps, 2028 Holds Its Breath
In a week already saturated with bloated indictments, poorly aged tweets, and men with microphones saying “I miss when politics was normal,” Kamala Harris made the most powerful move in modern politics: saying no. She will not run for governor of California. Not because she can’t. Not because she’s lost the thread. But because she’s
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Budget Balanced, Children Buried: Austerity’s Most Efficient Program Yet
This week, the free market claimed another quiet victory as reports emerged that 652 Nigerian children have died of malnutrition—an achievement brought to you by the miracle of international funding cuts and the global community’s ongoing commitment to staring directly into a fire and commenting on the smoke. Doctors Without Borders, the organization still laboring
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Holy Paperclips, Luxury Jets, and Surprise Deadlines: Inside the Trump Administration’s Month of Multitasking
In a dizzying flurry of executive motion and moral multitasking, President Donald J. Trump has once again reminded us that governing is not about consistency, coherence, or consequences—it’s about volume. And the 2025 Trump administration has been operating at maximum decibel. From peace ultimatums issued like fast food orders to religious paperweights, Hurricane Helene bailouts,