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Confessions from the Wreckage: Why I Wrote Daddy Issues Anonymous
📘 Grab your copy here Let’s get something out of the way:I didn’t want to write this book.I had to. Daddy Issues Anonymous didn’t begin as a story. It started as a scream. A gut-deep, eye-rolling, sarcasm-soaked exhale of, “Are you kidding me with this?” It was grief in a drag wig. Humor on top
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Trump Hints at Firing Fed Chair, Markets Panic, Jerome Powell Googles “Jobs That Don’t Require Therapy”
In today’s episode of “Presidential Whiplash: Economic Edition,” the U.S. stock market took a nosedive, recovered slightly, then panic-tangoed in place after former President Donald Trump casually floated the idea of firing Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell—before later adding he “probably won’t.” The Dow responded by doing a full emotional breakdown, the Nasdaq lit a
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The Legend of Zillion-Dollar Casting Regrets: Hollywood Storms Hyrule
Hark! The distant cry of a million nostalgic millennials just echoed across the land—and it wasn’t from blowing into a Nintendo 64 cartridge. It was from the announcement that a live-action Legend of Zelda film is officially in the works. Yes, the long-whispered dream (or nightmare) of bringing Hyrule to Hollywood is now reality. And
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OIL AND GLITTER: WHEN CHAOS MET CONTROL IN A ROOM FULL OF SPARKLE
Amazon Link: Oil and Glitter on AmazonAuthor Page: Brandon Cloud’s Author Page Some books arrive in your imagination dressed for combat. Oil and Glitter showed up in sequins and demanded a spotlight. I wrote this queer rom-com as an answer to the question, “What happens when someone who lives by the checklist falls in love
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“Used Goods” from The Trauma Bible
The Trauma Bible – My Queer Psalms Used Goods by Brandon Cloud They didn’t love me. They leased me. Short-term emotional rental with all the upgrades: Sarcasm package. Trauma tolerance. Loyalty with roadside assistance. I came with bells, whistles, and just enough tragedy to make them feel like they were doing charity with a punchline.
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LOVE ISLAND USA SEASON 7: FIJI’S HOTTEST VILLA—OR CANCEL CULTURE CARNIVAL?
Fiji — that sunny paradise where love is allegedly found, but more often fumbled in front of 42 strategically placed cameras and a table full of tequila shots. Love Island USA Season 7 has turned up the heat, the scandals, and the thirst—both emotional and otherwise. Sure, we tuned in for romance, but we stayed
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2,062 Reasons to Say Thank You
I sat down to write this post thinking it would just be a quick “thanks y’all,” but the truth is—this milestone deserves more than that. Because when I launched these books into the world, I didn’t expect this. I didn’t expect 2,060 of you to download my eBooks. I didn’t expect 2 people to buy
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The Man, the Myth, the Misstep: Shannon Price Says She “Had No Choice” But to End Gary Coleman’s Life—Then Fails a Lie Detector
In a story that sounds less like a somber eulogy and more like a mid-season twist on a forgotten true crime docuseries, Shannon Price—the ex-wife, ex-roommate, and ongoing enigma of child star Gary Coleman—has emerged from the shadows once again. This time, she’s here to explain why she pulled the plug on Coleman’s life support
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Welcome to the Circus: A Love Letter to the American Experience (Now with Extra Fees!)
Being an American means never having to say, “This makes sense.” It’s waking up every day in a nation so committed to being “exceptional” that we’ve proudly invented our own measurement system, health care roulette, and the concept of a “patriotic brand of bottled water.” Let’s take a moment to appreciate the uniquely unhinged bingo
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20 Reasons I Absolutely Adore Fighting Throat Cancer Alone on Oral Chemo
(Spoiler: I do not.) Ah yes, oral chemo and throat cancer: a dynamic duo so fun, I can barely contain my joy between dry heaves. If you’ve never tried it, you’re seriously missing out. Here are my top 20 reasons why this experience is everything I dreamed of—and less. 1. Nausea as a LifestyleI love