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  • Trump Is The Speaker of The House and Mike Johnson Forgot How to Speak

    Trump Is The Speaker of The House and Mike Johnson Forgot How to Speak

    Somewhere between the Capitol dome and Mar-a-Lago, the People’s House misplaced its voice. The New York Times tried to call it “a portrait,” but it read more like an autopsy. Speaker Mike Johnson, the man theoretically third in line to the presidency, has kept the House out of session for most of the shutdown, spending

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  • Demi Lovato Finally Made a Pop Album Without a Trigger Warning, and the Critics Don’t Know What to Do With It

    Demi Lovato Finally Made a Pop Album Without a Trigger Warning, and the Critics Don’t Know What to Do With It

    Pop critics love pain. They love a tortured confessional, a sonic therapy session, a bruised soul whispering about recovery under a single spotlight. The worse the heartbreak, the higher the Metacritic score. So when Demi Lovato drops It’s Not That Deep, a thirty-minute joy bomb of synths, sweat, and self-acceptance, you can almost hear a

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  • The Recall Economy: How Deregulation Turns Your Pantry, Medicine Cabinet, and Nursery Into a Roulette Wheel

    The Recall Economy: How Deregulation Turns Your Pantry, Medicine Cabinet, and Nursery Into a Roulette Wheel

    There’s a joke that isn’t funny anymore: if you want to understand American politics, skip the speeches and read the recall notices. The speeches are for theater; the recalls are for people who eat food, put drops in their eyes, buckle a baby into a lounger, or charge a phone without wondering if the battery

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  • Trump’s Meme Administration: When the Government’s Group Chat Took Over the Country

    Trump’s Meme Administration: When the Government’s Group Chat Took Over the Country

    Somewhere between the press briefing room and a Fortnite lobby, the machinery of American governance appears to have been replaced by a collection of preteens armed with official seals, a ring light, and an unhealthy relationship with social media validation. The official feeds of the White House, DOJ, Pentagon, and assorted Cabinet offices now read

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  • Zohran Mamdani: Building Bridges While The Ignorant Builds Walls

    Zohran Mamdani: Building Bridges While The Ignorant Builds Walls

    If you walked into Astoria today and asked what it looks like when a politician actually organizes for the people—not the patrons, not the press hits, but the ten-ants—they’d mention one name more than any other: Zohran Mamdani. Born in Queens, raised between Kampala and Doha, organizer-turned–New York State Assembly member, now casting a wide

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  • Trump sold who the Pentagon? Inside America’s First Crowdfunded Military Payroll

    Trump sold who the Pentagon? Inside America’s First Crowdfunded Military Payroll

    There’s something exquisitely American about a shutdown that ends with the Pentagon passing a hat. Somewhere between a bake sale and a Bond villain subplot, the Department of Defense just accepted a $130 million “gift” from an anonymous donor—yes, a literal donation—to help pay soldiers’ salaries while the government remains closed for business. President Trump,

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  • Divide, Distract, Deregulate, Disappear: Your Anger Was Focus-Grouped

    Divide, Distract, Deregulate, Disappear: Your Anger Was Focus-Grouped

    Culture-war noise keeps you busy while antitrust is gutted, noncompetes spread, and public money builds luxury towers. The Hand in Your Pocket Is Wearing a Cufflink The oldest magic trick in politics begins with a sigh and ends with your wallet. The sigh is theatrical, “What is happening to our great nation?”, and the wallet

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  • Genuflecting Giants: How the Right, the Media & Big Tech Bungled Their Own Catechism to Worship Trump’s Tiny Orbs

    Genuflecting Giants: How the Right, the Media & Big Tech Bungled Their Own Catechism to Worship Trump’s Tiny Orbs

    There’s a peculiar, humiliating ritual underway in Washington—and it’s not about crowns or scepters so much as knee-bends. The entire ecosystem of Republicans, big media empires, and corporations is tilting toward Donald Trump with a devotion that erases the very principles they once claimed as foundational. They weren’t just political allies—they were self-proclaimed guardians of

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  • The People’s Propaganda: Beijing Declares America Dead While Measuring Its Own Pulse

    The People’s Propaganda: Beijing Declares America Dead While Measuring Its Own Pulse

    China has officially diagnosed the United States with “terminal democracy.” According to Chinese state media, America is “dying from within,” “a failed state,” and—if you believe the new string of editorials—just a few supply-chain snags away from the global hospice ward. The declaration arrived perfectly timed with the Chinese Communist Party’s closed-door Fourth Plenum, where

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  • Trump’s The Apprentice: Kremlin Edition

    Trump’s The Apprentice: Kremlin Edition

    It took three years, two wars, and one canceled summit for America’s Strongman-in-Chief to finally pretend to stand up to his idol—and even now, it looks more like performance art than policy. The White House has slapped sanctions on Rosneft and Lukoil, Russia’s two biggest oil arteries and the bankroll of Vladimir Putin’s imperial cosplay.

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