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America Says It Wants A Woman President, Michelle Obama Says: Stop Lying

When the country insists it is ready for female leadership but recoils every time an actual woman steps up, someone eventually has to say the quiet part out loud. Michelle Obama walked onto the stage at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, sat down with Tracee Ellis Ross, and proceeded to set the national fantasy of
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The Schrödinger’s Scandal Strategy: Trump Says the Epstein File Is Both Fake and Also a Weapon

When a president tries to call a scandal a hoax while simultaneously using it as a ghost pepper to burn his enemies. America has entered the kind of political funhouse where every mirror is cracked, every door leads back to the same hallway, and the tour guide keeps shouting that the haunted house isn’t real
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Megyn Kelly Goes Full Pedophile Protector For Trump

When redefining pedophilia becomes a primetime hobby. There are moments in American media when you can almost hear the floorboards groan under the weight of a take so profoundly misguided that the English language itself tries to flee the room. Megyn Kelly’s latest contribution to the Jeffrey Epstein discourse produced exactly that sound, the slow
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How To Gerrymander Like A Hypocrite: Trump Sues The Blue State, High-Fives The Red One

The moment the scoreboard tilts the wrong way, some teams tighten their laces and others make a beeline for the referee’s locker room. The Trump administration has opted for the latter, this time hauling the Justice Department along to pound on the door. In California, voters just approved a new congressional map under Proposition 50
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Democrats End a 43-Day Shutdown by Arguing Over the Debris

There are many ways to end a government shutdown. You can compromise. You can capitulate. Or, if you are the Democratic Party, you can split into factions and hold a family intervention in the middle of a burning building. The forty-three-day shutdown ended the way every American civics textbook secretly dreams: not with a unifying
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Epstein: Trump Has His Own Email Problem and I Think I Hear Hillary Laughing

THE CORPSE WHO CALLED THE PRESIDENT A DOG There is something exquisitely American about needing twenty thousand emails from a dead pedophile to state the obvious, which is that Donald Trump, self appointed innocence mascot of the MAGA Republic, has never once in his life been anywhere near a situation without lying about it. And



