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  • The Hatch Act: The Law That Everyone Violates and No One Enforces

    The Hatch Act: The Law That Everyone Violates and No One Enforces

    Somewhere in the dusty filing cabinets of American democracy, beneath the “Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law” mattress tags and the ghost of civics classes past, lies the Hatch Act. Passed in 1939, it was meant to be the firewall between government work and campaign work. The promise was simple: no mixing taxpayer business

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  • Kids Being Kids: The Vice President’s Guide to Radicalizing the Next Generation

    Kids Being Kids: The Vice President’s Guide to Radicalizing the Next Generation

    There’s a certain point where a democracy stops pretending it’s fine and just sits down to laugh at its own obituary. We hit that point when Vice President JD Vance stood before cameras this week and called a leak of nearly three thousand pages of racist, antisemitic, and misogynistic messages from young Republican leaders “what

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  • The Pentagon’s New Press Policy: Silence Is Security

    The Pentagon’s New Press Policy: Silence Is Security

    There’s a strange kind of quiet settling over Washington, the kind that hums beneath fluorescent lights and seeps into locked hallways. You can almost hear it in the Pentagon now, where the familiar chaos of reporters—phones buzzing, keyboards clacking, voices volleying across corridors—has been replaced by the steady whirr of an air vent. The silence

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  • TRUMP ADMINISTRATION GOES CRUISING: AMERICA’S NEW WAR CRIME REALITY SHOW

    TRUMP ADMINISTRATION GOES CRUISING: AMERICA’S NEW WAR CRIME REALITY SHOW

    Some presidents get monuments. Some get wars. Donald Trump just got a franchise — Operation Sea Control, the world’s first state-sponsored reality series starring the CIA, the Caribbean, and a flotilla of very confused smugglers. The premise: Washington authorizes covert operations in Venezuela, calls it “freedom,” and then releases clips of blown-up boats to prove

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  • Shutdown Theater: When Trump Decided the Government Works Better Without Workers

    Shutdown Theater: When Trump Decided the Government Works Better Without Workers

    It takes a special kind of government to run a shutdown like a start-up.A federal judge just told the Trump administration—again—that firing thousands of workers in the middle of a shutdown isn’t “streamlining.” It’s illegal. But if you squint hard enough and forget about laws, ethics, and human beings, you can almost admire the logic.

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  • The Only One That Matters: How Trump Turned the Gaza Summit Into a Global Open Mic

    The Only One That Matters: How Trump Turned the Gaza Summit Into a Global Open Mic

    It began the way every Trump summit begins—late, loud, and somehow missing a sense of reality. The Guardian’s report from Sharm el-Sheikh reads like dispatches from an international hostage situation where the hostages are diplomacy, grammar, and basic adult decorum. Picture a beachfront hotel filled with exhausted world leaders, their aides clutching binders, waiting for

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  • No Kings Day: America’s Most Patriotic Middle Finger

    No Kings Day: America’s Most Patriotic Middle Finger

    The founders would have loved this. Not the powdered wig cosplay or the “Don’t Tread on Me” truck decals that confuse tyranny with speed limits—but the idea that millions of Americans could, in 2025, look at a would-be monarch and collectively say: nope. This October 18, No Kings Day returns. And if June was the

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  • The Land Of The Free-Fire Zone: AMERICA’S NEW FEDERAL STREET THEATER

    The Land Of The Free-Fire Zone: AMERICA’S NEW FEDERAL STREET THEATER

    If the original American dream was that you could own a home, plant a tree, and not get gassed by your own government on a weeknight, that fantasy met its final act this month in the East Side of Chicago. A red SUV, a white SUV, a handful of agents playing Fast & Furious: Sanctuary

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  • The Pentagon Has Entered Its “No Reporters, Please” Era

    The Pentagon Has Entered Its “No Reporters, Please” Era

    The building that invented acronyms, leaks, and irony has decided it’s allergic to all three. According to CNN’s media desk, the Pentagon under Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has rolled out sweeping new restrictions that would make even the Kremlin’s press office blush. The new “access pledge” requires journalists to sign away their ability to do

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  • Statehood for the States That Aren’t: A Hypothetical Love Letter to Democracy’s Participation Trophy

    Statehood for the States That Aren’t: A Hypothetical Love Letter to Democracy’s Participation Trophy

    There’s a certain kind of American optimism that only emerges when we start talking about statehood, the same bright-eyed, civics-class sparkle that insists representation is a moral right and not a political chess move. But let’s be honest—if every U.S. territory and D.C. were granted statehood tomorrow, the fireworks wouldn’t be about democracy fulfilled. They’d

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